We're bringing back capes as 2020 fashion, fyi.

Just throw them both away honestly

If only they had a furry on the design team, it would have been much better.

I would've used a folder, if the other kids hadn't broken it every time I got a new one :/

I passed a group of guys around Christmas that absolutely stunk of Lynx (Axe) body spray. I could smell them from 4 meters away, outside. I honestly nearly threw up.

Yeahhh...
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My mom: "If you're gay, it's fine, I'll still treat you the same"
Me: *Comes out as bisexual*
My mom: *ignores me almost all the time, and treats me completely different*

I've never seen it, but I cry at a lot of things tbh.

Pfft. No.

I've started deliberately making eye contact with them. If I can endure a crackhead's stare, I can face that of a family member.
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I have to say, it's helping with general eye contact too lmao

I'm too poor lmao

Schlapor

UwU break my neck pls Peanut

We live in a society

My mom whenever I make any friend at all:

I can't stop myself from laughing every time i see this.

I'd go with leg too. I'm ambidextrous and need both of my hands. I couldn't cope if I could only do *one* thing at a time.

Me waking up at any time lmao

mine's killed a few people, but he's not quite a serial killer

what the everloving fuck