Honeey!!! They stepped on your carpet

Die probably

Bluff my way into control of the situation, obviously.
"I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today. I think it's time we talk about a little something I like to call... The Phantomhive Initiative."

5 minutes more.. please!

Tell them they're late

Offer them a beer (spot the German)

Wake up again.

Who is that to Jason's right?

Go back to sleep. If I'm gonna die, might as while die how I lived, being tired and lazy

Ask what time the orgy starts.

pop the champagne. Lets get this party started!

Scream.

All great answers. I'd probably just be really starstruck. "Oh my god I'm such a huge fan of all of you! Michael, would you please sign my knife block? Pinhead, my sewing kit? Leatherface, my Husqvarna? Jason, my camping gear?

Go back to sleep mumbling about how I was going to kill my husband for buying all those large dolls when he knew we are trying to save money.

Start tryna feel em up

Slowly start undressing

Kill myself. Ain’t letting nobody else kill me

Revengers... Assemble...

Everyone’s answers here can be boiled down to: die, try to screw them, other.

"Are any among you a believer?"