So your mafia friends will help you by...stopping crime? I don't know, they didn't even rescue your mom from the piranhas.

@dr_richard_ew You don't know how much I'd pay for an @iccarus skin

How did you come to an agreement with fish? What did you offer them? Also, a lot of fish eat other fish. And what about the boiling water (from a hot spring, so don't say it cooled off) @nelson

Alright, here you go: A dolphin breathes through its blowhole, and because you need to blow into the trumpet to play, that's where it would go. The long snout looking thing actually consists of an upper and lower jaw. This is formally known as the rostrum. *by the way, I'm fish girl, not boy*

W H Y ?

Me watching you speed away in an ambulance: "Snitches get stitches"

If @nelson is your best guy, you better have a backup. He won't eat the piranhas, they'll eat him.

I did give you a chance to get her back. All you had to do was get past the scalding piranha water. And you chose to leave her there *tsk tsk*

Me rushing to the barbecue so I can make sure the villagers don't overcook

Not quite

Nope :)

Good guess, but it's a different fish

Good guess, but no

No, but the villagers will be

You're right, but I wasn't expecting that to come so quickly...

@strangelyacoustic What redemption arc?

Not just the men, but the women and the children too. @strangelyacoustic

The only concern you should have is for yourself. You don't happen to live in a village do you? You said you expected an evil arc, I revealed it to you, and you should expect nothing less.

@strangelyacoustic So me eating the villagers was fine with you, but when @dr_richard_ew eats the entire village, suddenly you're questioning it? Nevermind, it's good that you accept my diet of choice :)

Me after I devour all the villagers

C H O N K

I thought calamari was octopus?