Fishy Fun Day #43: Harp Seal Pup @dr_richard_ew

what the fuck

You heard me

@strangelyacoustic So me eating the villagers was fine with you, but when @dr_richard_ew eats the entire village, suddenly you're questioning it? Nevermind, it's good that you accept my diet of choice :)

For the record both of you concern me greatly

The only concern you should have is for yourself. You don't happen to live in a village do you? You said you expected an evil arc, I revealed it to you, and you should expect nothing less.

Listen there's "evil arc" and then there's "now I'm going to abduct your mother and consume a village worth of people"

But yes I am extremely concerned for my existing past tonight right now

I'm not just devouring the people, but the buildings, the homes, the parks, everything

what kind of village has a park

Ours does

Not just the men, but the women and the children too. @strangelyacoustic

@13579a When is the redemption arc I'm scared
@dr_richard_ew You're eating your own village? That's just spite then

It's not like my village was contributing anything anyway (we were once put on a TV show for the smallest, most uninteresting towns ever)

@strangelyacoustic What redemption arc?

......oh no......

>.<

Time to sell your skin to the highest bidder!

i'd make a beautiful coat, wings are extra

@dr_richard_ew You don't know how much I'd pay for an @iccarus skin

How much?

Let's just say a lot more than most people would

When do you need it?

In time for my friend's birthday, so...A week or so? Is shipping free?

I can make shipping free for 50 extra dollars

That doesn't make sense, but like I said, I'd pay a lot more than most. Done, send it over.

Ok! Lemme just skin the fucker first
*pulls out knife*

@iccarus

i just woke up, and this is the first thing i read, bring it on fkers

Ok
*your skin is already off*
I took it while you were asleep

It will be the last thing you read as well @iccarus

ya sure you got the right person, and just didn't skin some innocent alive?

I didn't say they had to be guilty to be skinned. What gave you that idea?

thought i was the target, but as i don't sleep very well, good luck trying

Well, I payed for @dr_richard_ew to get you, but if he doesn't *sigh* I'll have to go after you myself. I don't sleep well either, so I have plenty of time :)

Who did I skin then?

Anyone, everyone, especially @iccarus

As long as I skinned the right guy

You could skin anyone for all I care, but I did pay extra for @iccarus, so I'd prefer that. I've been trying to get a new addition to my collection.

I can get him, dont worry

You better :)

nope, skin and wings intact, you got some poor smuck decoy

You ARE a poor smuck decoy of the real icarus