Morgan Freeman narrating: "She waited in @iccarus' closet, stalking him, waiting for the perfect moment to jump out and flay him. Unsuspecting, he goes about his day, when he sees a dark shadow loom behind him. Suddenly, there is a twisting pain in his back, and he falls to the ground, eyes glazed over. 'Mission accomplished' @13579a says."

You better :)

You could skin anyone for all I care, but I did pay extra for @iccarus, so I'd prefer that. I've been trying to get a new addition to my collection.

No, I have the right person. I'll see you coming because I'll be watching, waiting for the perfect moment to skin you. :)

Anyone, everyone, especially @iccarus

Well, I payed for @dr_richard_ew to get you, but if he doesn't *sigh* I'll have to go after you myself. I don't sleep well either, so I have plenty of time :)

You're welcome

*Skins iccarus* -- *jumping for joy*

I didn't say they had to be guilty to be skinned. What gave you that idea?

Didn't threaten to eat you *yet*, just the villagers

It will be the last thing you read as well @iccarus

@stranglyacoustic Yummy :)

Perfect teeth for eating villagers

@iccarus

I'm not saying you did, just saying that I wouldn't have told you that if you never said anything

That doesn't make sense, but like I said, I'd pay a lot more than most. Done, send it over.

Guess you don't know a whole lot of people then :)

Indeed I have, but have you noticed that I didn't reveal this side of myself until that comment was made.

He wasn't the one who made the comment that started it all. The villagers were your idea.

How would you know?

@strangelyacoustic They won't be afraid when they're on my dinner plate

Maybe you think you're the majority, but what if you're the minority?

In time for my friend's birthday, so...A week or so? Is shipping free?

Crashes into you at full speed while barreling down the bowling alley. You thought it would be cute and fluffy, but then it bares its razor sharp teeth. "Dinner time," it thinks.