Is it “bum-pass” or “bum-piss” because both are very unfortunate.

The tip is reversed: make sure your parents ARE home.

Chuck E, Bird E, Navy Dude, Mishka, and Bob Belcher. They run the entire operation.

Because she can?

That costume stinks. The parents just had to squeeze this one out, huh? This will leave a stain on the kid’s memory. I hear the kid loves school, though, especially chemistry. Methane is their favorite gas. The kid also loves cereal, especially Tooty Frooties. They also love playing the tuba. So at least they have a good attitude, and can let a little of themself escape without shit ruining their life.

I feel for girls/women/children in general that have to deal with that. Crucify me, men, but I wouldn’t want an unsolicited vagina pic. It’s a total disregard of one’s sense of security and comfortability.

I camped in the Cascades (off route 2 in Washington) a few years ago. It was gorgeous, but very cold at night! Also, I think around 2 A.M. or so, we (my friend I was with) had a visitor. He stayed asleep, but I heard leaves rustling and saw a shadows fall over the tent. The shadow lowered, and then I heard something that terrified me: deep purring. See, a cougar decided to just hang out by us. Cougars are the largest breed of cat that can still purr (larger breeds growl). We didn’t have food out or anything, it just wanted to chill. I sat there for 2 hours focusing on my breathing so I wouldn’t startle it. Every time my friend stirred I just thought, “YOU STOP MOVING, YOU DUMB BASTARD!” It was honestly one of the coolest experiences of my life.

Haha celebrity aside, the face shapes aren’t even the same, and the ears are totally different...but hey, if it works, it works.

I belive, guest! I...belive.

Big brain time? No! Megamind time.