PurplePumpkin

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I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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These raccoons are gonna make us their garbage-producing slaves
My ancestors watching me write weird lemon: "oooh, she's literate!"
The best Christmas tree ornament, d'you see it?
Dorsa Derakhshani's having none of your shit
We're all bugged
Pick a side
Oh no rent is late, I might be pregnant
I will kick your butt so hard your vertebrae will come out 1 by 1 like a Pez dispenser
Here's a bumblebutt
2024 is gonna be lit, if we can make it.