PurplePumpkin

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I'm almost always on the internet, and when I'm not I'm either reading, writing or serving my furry master (the one pictured, I'm not THAT weird).

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Unpopular opinion: My Immortal is so bad it's a form of art
Desks at my school had stuff like "f*ck a duck and try to fly"
True crime Australia version
*chews on some grass like Lucky Luke* I'm somewhat of a centaur myself
"my good b*tch" is the cutest insult I've heard today
When it works, it works for a long time
They have a point
The one prediction that came true
Scientists are good wingmen for birds
See also "Q: Can they replace friends? A: Any crow is better than a shitty human friend"