I think he's been coming downhill and had a brake failure.

Awesome work! Keep kicking goals.

Story about my mum and I playing Trivial Pursuit...
I roll. Land on green (Science and Nature).
Mum asks 'What do peacocks mate with?'
Me: Ahhh, other peacocks?
Mum: Haha, No, try again.
Me: (thinking they must have some biological reproductive quirk that I've never encountered)... Ahhh okay. Their tongue??
Mum: (Cackling by now) Nooo! It's a peahen!
Me: Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh

Smol dad

Ah yes, I remember Christmas 2017 well.

How much he want?

This chick looks like my next GF.

I'm a poor choice...

Then why is she sitting under that cat?

big doggo can do whatever the fuck he wants

Is this about me?

omg. when can I stop looking around nervously???

I'm glad it said 'DOCKmaster' ;-)

**Niceland

How many pairs of shoes does $2300 get you???

Have you tried turning her off and back on again?

Some are probably taking a shit as you read this.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.

Me with beer at 5:01pm on Fridays!

His phone case is also a picture of this picture.

I lucking fove this.

A+ for title extending the lols

Nervous Twitch Child

The first one is Selena Nomez