Azrael

azrael


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Especially with a black cat in my lap. 22 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I should try this. I've recently been adopted by a black cat, alls I need now is a big swiveling chair! :D
As a photographer this really annoys me 19 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I think Photographers like macro just fine. It's just that the last one is not macro, it's a selfie.
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WE WILL NEVER KNOW 13 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
12,438 Nope, nope. Can't delete. I might need that shit.
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Good man 8 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I love how understanding you two are. Seriously, that shit is rare on the internet.
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Me too, tumblr user circusbones. Me too. 5 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Can someone please tell me the episode?
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bearcat is love, bearcat is life 17 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
You are awesome.
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The most romantic thing I have ever heard 17 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Oh, he's good.
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I looooove to sneak in my blueberries as well 4 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
HOW!
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I'm like 95% sure that's not right 5 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Three things. One. I think that that may be a machete. Two. That expression gives me new fears. Congrats! And three. Thank you. :D
Adding " -a-nator " to the end of anything will make it 1000% more awesome 10 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
OH GOD NO NONONONONONINONONKNKNONJJNONONOJOJIKNONKONKNJHIBYGGFFGGHGGF!
The rare Golden Tiger 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
It may help. :D
The rare Golden Tiger 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
You need to lay off of the chemicals. :D
A royal coincidence 10 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Hell, I don't even need a wish. Your username is rainbowturtles, you singlehandedly made my day!
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Mystery solved 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I'd always thought that if Dorothy had taken the wrong road, she word have died terribly. Like chunky salsa style, terrible.
How to draw a sheep 4 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster. Send help.
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The life of milk teeth! 12 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I've always been told that milk teeth are kind of rare. Ever seen a baby born with teeth already for their biting convenience? Those are milk teeth. Hurts like hell as far as breast feeding goes. But completely natural.
The making of a mermaid 10 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
You're a genius. That's a great idea! And... Now I wish that I had pond. Aww.
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When my girlfriend broke up with me because of a dream she had 5 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Oh hell no. Avoid her. Avoid her like your life depends on it.
A royal coincidence 10 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Can either of you grant wishes? :D
Long criminal history 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I'm not entirely sure that it wasn't the other way around, because that is some dedication right there folks. Dear god.
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British Problems 7 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
My home has several. Who doesn't have a kettle?
Thy B*ttocks 1 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Someone, please, get this as a tattoo!
Because freedom 7 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
Not every thing applicable in the past can be considered useful now. Values change, people change and sometimes you can't refuse to adapt.
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I don't know who I want to win 18 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
I know, right? I once spent half an hour petting a very calm python named Dudley, but bring that spider near me and I'd wet myself in terror.
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Unfortunate reflection 6 comments
azrael · 9 years ago
What the fuCK IS WRONG WITH HER ARMS?!?!??