“Marshmallows” ain’t a bad name tbh 31 comments
beautifulfuture
· 2 years ago
Trail Mix
Fillosuffee 3 comments
beautifulfuture
· 2 years ago
I had this same problem whenever I ate bread. I’d fall asleep for 2 hours and wake up feeling like I had a hangover. I tried a keto diet to lose weight and in the process learned that I don’t process carbs well. The diet didn’t have the same effect on my family, but I have never been happier giving up a donut. Now I only take naps when I want to.
The statistics are astonishing 4 comments
Btw I know that ur just pronounced guilty 10 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
I’ve had to testify if court a few times. I simply had to raise my right hand. They ask “Do you swear or affirm that you will tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.” But no bible is involved. Maybe that’s just Alaska.
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Aunt Karen needs to be cut off...From the sun 6 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
It’s Dobby’s friend Winky after she’s had a few too many bitter beers.
Some real finger twisters on here 3 comments
Crazy Movie that ends with Predictive Text Against Humanity 29 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on the sun for a while and then the next day is the next day,
and there's some stuff about the house that is going through the front door,
and then it ends with the door open and that you can take the rest of the house in the morning.
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and there's some stuff about the house that is going through the front door,
and then it ends with the door open and that you can take the rest of the house in the morning.
Gonna need more dipping sauce 4 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
Two days ago my local Wendy’s ran out of beef and fries. The fries were delayed in shipping. Still no clue where’s the beef.
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My local zoo is getting cheeky with some of its exhibit closures due to the virus 1 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
Don’t know how many people this is local too. This exhibit is in the Alaska Zoo and has been there for three years.
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Predictive Text Against Humanity (This is the Way the World Ends) 26 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with the other players who have been doing the work for the last week.
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This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with the other players who have been doing the work for the last week.
When russian get 2 Bottles of Vodka Free :P :D 5 comments
beautifulfuture
· 4 years ago
They can dance, they can jive. Having the time of their life. Ooh, see that girl? Watch that scene.
I’m digging the dancing queen.
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I’m digging the dancing queen.
The tiniest caw 3 comments
90s or 19? 3 comments
beautifulfuture
· 4 years ago
Oh honestly. Who among us can resist a tasty glow stick? The blue ones taste like snickerdoodles.
Pic 3 comments
beautifulfuture
· 4 years ago
From the guys that brought you “I got your nose” comes “I’m kidnapping the sun.”
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