bethorien

bethorien


Just a random chick with too many problems and too few solutions

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Enjoy 8 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
this is adorable
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The far side 5 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
Ive said this before I'll say it again, there is no such thing as a fast line, there is a passing lane and cruising in the passing lane has a bigger ticket than speeding but if you do both then both tickets increase in size
What the shit, USA? Do you guys really sell guns in local supermarkets? 13 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
there's an old joke that involves this. Something along the lines of a new employee at a store getting a 10,000+ dollar sale and his explanation for it basically being that a dude came in for tampons for his girlfriend and the salesman being like "wells shit might as well go fishing, here look at this really nice fishing pole but youll also
need... ... and finally youll need a boat to go out on the lake in here look at this model"
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Why do we need to post a fkin title!!!!? 5 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
Household cleanliness management specialist
A Danish comedian had his school photo recreated years later 2 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
i wanna image them all wearing really super fucking crazy colors in the black and white one
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They can check and balance themselves but then it's..... Still the government 28 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
He's the one that brought up unconstitutional in regards to trump he's just a fucking troll and won't quote his own god damn self.
Double standards smh 4 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
The canyon was created as a group effort by every single generation of water since the beginning of water. The drain only a few, give'em time, after a while the whole shower will be gone
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I feel personally offended by this ;( 4 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
*hugs anyone reading this if they want a hug*
You are all loved.
By ME!!!!
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These cats 4 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
Is that why shaking the bowl helps them find the food?
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Hrmm I see now do I 5 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
Based on how an anti magic field works
(An emanation in every direction) the field would unshrink the cannonball before it made it to the end of the barrel causing the musket end to explode, then because an antimagic field is temporary magic negation, not dispelling, it would return to the size of a musketball.
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Someone was fed up with poor road condition and erected a road sign in Finland 7 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
I will also say thank you!
it has saved me much grief
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Someone was fed up with poor road condition and erected a road sign in Finland 7 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
how de fuk do you get to all of these so fast
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They can check and balance themselves but then it's..... Still the government 28 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
the government doesn't care about good or evil or cares about order and as close to "smooth sailing" functionality as you can get without disrupting the aforementioned order.
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The way this sideways picture of a sunset looks like a satellite image of earth 4 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
If you reaaaaalllllyyy stretch the definition of satellite you could jump while taking the picture and count your downward movement as an orbit making it a picture taken by a satellite as well
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2 minutes of fun, 1 hour of suffering 7 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
Most people with lactose intolerance have a sorta thresholds they can stay under and only get like, farts, rather than violent something, for me it's usually puking. The great thing about it being an intolerance rather than an allergy is you can take a dairy digestive and eat a sane amount of dairy within the time frame of the pills and be fine
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F r e e C u d d l e s 30 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
YAY MORE HUGS
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F r e e C u d d l e s 30 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
*hugs @natethegreat*
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F r e e C u d d l e s 30 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
*all the heckin hugs forever*
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While the EU worries about plastic straws 9 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
a different flavor of bleh. i wonder how the butts do the harm to the chicks is it just a thing of proximity to it and its like falling apart into the air near them or something?
Went to a rare book store, and the owner is a huge Tolkien fan. This is a first edition 2 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
the level of envy i feel right now is immeasurable
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F r e e C u d d l e s 30 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
cuddles are great, digital hugs and cuddles are also good.
*heckin hugs*
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F r e e C u d d l e s 30 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
its just cuddles yo. Here just hug me if you want, im asexual so there aint no way there's going to be any funny business.
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251 INR = $3.60 3 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
what bit of indian law allows for this assuming the "phone" was limited to india?
was it a thing of like, pledging to the development of something with no actual promise of a delivered product or a donating to a company in the same way you donate to a patreon or a kickstarter or something?
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Is it that difficult 30 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
doing your part to help during a tragedy doesnt make you a hero it makes you a normal functional member of society. You are making a hella false equivalency in comparing it to knowing when to give advise vs listen as well as making the assumption that people who give thoughts and prayers on facebook do anything to help other than go through the motion of typing on a phone. The actual real world numbers of monetary donations and bodies on the ground show that such isnt true, shows that the majority of people that give "thoughts and prayers" dont do anything else at all.
"oh but at least some of them will also do something" isnt an argument.
people go to facebook to have something to gawk at when they are bored. Thats it. They give thoughts and prayers on something and forget about it 10 minutes later when they see their great aunt carla ate a buffalo burger and turned vegan because of it.
F r e e C u d d l e s 30 comments
bethorien · 4 years ago
YAY
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