black_dahlia

black_dahlia


I'm my family's biggest disappointment, lover of animals, and crime show fanatic. I know a lot about mental illness too, of you ever need someone to talk to.

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Adopting kids of different colour 26 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Oh ok. Ruby, I forget what the title was, sorry
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What would their songs be called? 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
@ur_mom
My dad saw this and he laughed for like 3 solid minutes
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What would you do if you have a gf like he does? 17 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Technically that counts as an abusive relationship, since she is constantly demanding to know where he is
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Adopting kids of different colour 26 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Wait I just realized that the title was changed?? What
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You're Asian so you should be good at math 11 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Who is this glorious man?
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Fastest haircut 6 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Poor pupper
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Probably a hilarious story 5 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Obviously someone drank the paint water. That's the whole story. The end.
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Cinco dias mas 7 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
How to lose your kids while trick or treating 101
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The best song for running 5 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I just listen to Kim by Eminem and it terrifies me
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Not forgetting cancer 4 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I looked up why my stomach was hurting and it said I had appendicitis and stomach cancer.
I ate too much at dinner.
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apparently asking someone out makes you a d*ckhead 27 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Me too, I'm tired of bullshit tumblr posts that everyone believes
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Good plans for the weekend 27 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I wanna be your girlfriend if that's how you treat her
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Thanks Sia 16 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Can't tell if sarcasm or appreciation
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Spread the word pls 37 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I thought it was just me! But I'm reading on my iPad
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Clever wedding guestbook idea 7 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Now you've got all their fingerprints.
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Girls on tinder 5 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Shit now I want hot dogs
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Saddest song ever tbh 1 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
When I was little that song made me cry...
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What happened?! 15 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
God I miss the Ren & Stimpy show. It gave me nightmares sometimes but I've never laughed so hard
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snakes are so cute 12 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
You sound like a super villain
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Bowies gonna get ya... 21 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
SpongeBob; the episode where Mr. Krab molts and his shell rolls around on the floor while he moans in the background. I saw it for the first time when I was six or so and I've had nightmares about it
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Why should girls have all the fun 7 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Finally, someone said it. If we had our vaginas exposed and you put your dick out, it would make so much more sense
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Poor dinky 2 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
For some reason this made me really sad
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Ever wondered what vegan p*rn looks like? 15 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
I don't know what I was expecting
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A Dalek with a cause 1 comments
black_dahlia · 8 years ago
Awww I used to go to those, they were so fun
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