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Amazing 40 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
Shhhhhhh they're not meant to know! !
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I bet every guy agrees with this 33 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
And why would I care what a guy thinks?
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Why god, why? 24 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
Yeah. I never understood why having people know you're on your period is a bad/awkward/uncomfortable thing. It's like really? Half the population goes through it monthly, what's the problem?
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Bye, Nemo 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
I love her resignation in the last comment to nemo's death
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just shower thoughts 22 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
*High five*
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just shower thoughts 22 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
(In response to the boner one) a few days a after your donation your blood may instead be slowly leaking out of someone's vagina.
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just shower thoughts 22 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
Yeah, it's all about consent really. A woman in a bikini is consenting to that much skin being shown in public, a woman in her underwear may or may not be consenting to the same thing.
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My cat does it better than you 14 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
Why not both?
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Best ice cream scooper EVER! 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
It's not meant to look "realistic". It's a series of artworks that are two photographs spliced together. Unfortunately I can't recall the artists name for you.
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Future of ice making 25 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
Yeah same
Maths 13 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
No, it was the right phrase. The anonymous responder said that they have sex with zero people in order to spite the original poster. I could have also said "he sank the boat he owned just to kill the captain" as frostbite said; they have a similar sentiment
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Maths 13 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
They cut off their nose to spite their face
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Why not rename feminism to equalism? 34 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
We have been through this so many times
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As an aspiring female chef, I often wonder this 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
Not necessarily, my father is a chef who also cooks every meal for our family.
Disney characters with more realistic faces 54 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
The artist if anybody is interested: http://thenamelessdoll.tumblr.com/
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Not everything can be called art 20 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
Like many things in life, art is is not for everybody.
Hard up the toenail! 27 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
Isn't she also lamenting on the fact he is a Montague, which means they can never be together?
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Not everything can be called art 20 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
I'm about 90% certain the last image is photoshopped to have removed the art that was hanging on the wall.
Not everything can be called art 20 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
Art is often not about the physical aspects of it so much as the conceptual. If an artist has something to say they're doing to say it however they need to, regardless if it is something a destructive six year old could do. Or in some cases a constructive six year old (as in goldsworthy's art). Often in fact artists don't even make their own art, look at orlan for instance or christo.
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Gaygent 007 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
So what's our mission again?
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Something to think about 13 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
The glass is actually full anyway..... (half water and half air)
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3 pills 85 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
Disease immune pill + pain proof pill+ wish pill = set for life
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Can't believe I used to know how to solve this. Even basic math feels hard now 10 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
Yeah same, we have a test on this stuff and deriving on Tuesday. .. good luck though!
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And you think UK is full of posh Cribblescratch Bumblegort type men 22 comments
captain_sparrow · 9 years ago
Well a lot of our slang does derive from there