CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Is this true? 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
...I could have sworn I saw this like less than a week ago
And elixir of sadness perhaps 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Snacks. Or a paper with my wifi password.
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Sometimes your brain f*cks with you 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Oh hey, isn't that Slater?
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My wife this morning during carpool 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Ya know... Church Santa. In the books about magic, and a big other floaty invisible Santa, where he makes the big gift of the universe, and this is before he used coal for naughty kids. Usually he sent them to Hell.
Nerds and stuff 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I already have some good ideas
Nerds and stuff 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Yeah, sure. I call dibs on being the Bard/Rogue!
Mario is a meanie 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
No it's because of the level you gotta jump off of him to make a really big jump across a hole- oh wait you're using sarcasm aren't you?
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Grandma is preparing to battle you 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Oh dang she playing Trove
Nerds and stuff 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I'm sad cause I wanna get into D&D, but have no friends.
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One wish genie 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Have fun cleaning the mess tho
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What I want 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
No seriously, how's the weather there? Supposedly going to snow soon, here.
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What I want 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
So, how about the weather?
Savage tony 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
The point being that you make people uncomfortable, while apparently I make people laugh? Because apparently there's a difference between the way we both do it?
So you take the corkscrew out 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
And for our sakes, lets hope they never do.
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The best conservation in the Ragnarok 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I prefer wildlife conservations.
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What I want 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
It has indeed come to my attention that I too tend to obsessively talk about sex and sex related topics, and have also been asked to stop. So, I shall.
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Savage tony 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Aight, can do.
Simply wow 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Like, light has more of a glow, and doesn't just split from light to dark unless its direct light. Things seem too defined in the image.
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What I want 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I'd like to point out, it isn't jealousy, just that people downvote this stuff because it's not funny, doesn't contribute to the post in any meaningful way, and honestly, this isn't the place to be sex talking and shit.
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True love 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
YOU'RE MY NEW INDIANA FRIEND
I hope you're not satisfied 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
For the the first time the both of you legit made me laugh.
Huzzah it's a miracle!
Savage tony 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Wanna share the headache?
A great sacrifice 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Nah mate, this is the Witch of the Waist. Similar names, different themes.
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Try it! 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Upvoted twice for extra zero impact on my life.
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Get back in your cell, 1471! 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
...
I have a pizza?