Grandma is preparing to battle you

Why would you buy an xbox as a joke? Don't you have better things to spend your money on?

Three days straight? Sounds long enough to develop a blood clot in the legs. Minimum 20 hours and they'll form.

I got my mom to try "LoZ: Twilight Princess" once. While briefly unsupervised, she named herself Mom.
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-Opening cutscene plays. Monologue about twilight signifying spirits and sadness. And then the guy turns to Link.
"I have a favour to ask of you. Mom."
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-Guy at the bottom of Link's treehouse. "HEYYYYYYY! MOM! You mind helping me herd the goats??"
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It quickly became evident to her that she'd unwittingly become surrogate mother to an entire kingdom. -coughs- She asked if she could start over shortly after that

Oh dang she playing Trove