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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Coin Enthusiasts, what kind of dollar coin is this? 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Great, so I'm gonna get in trouble because when my manager took over my pan so I could go restock milk, he accepted it as payment.

Doggos 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

You must care for your an cermet so it can an grow

I’m on my last roll 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Yay papercuts

But he ain't ugly tho 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

They also rape the male hyenas

But he ain't ugly tho 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Fun fact: female hyenas have a psuedo penis.

Is this what a stroke is like? 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

A stroke

My cats approve this post 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Hell yeah I'm getting laid

The market for hand sanitizer is heating up 1 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

... won't it eventually leak through?

A different perspective 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I'm in livestock feed

All cupcakes great cupcakes 21 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Here's your shipment of dude titties
( . . )

Ooooo....Burn! 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

*crashes through the ceiling*

Gonna be a lonely coupla weeks on this lockdown 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

You have a lovely floor.

Gonna be a lonely coupla weeks on this lockdown 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

*falls through ceiling*

More Birbs in the Park 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Evil

It's sad if you get offended by the smallest things 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

You know what? Today I'm LitRPG.

Is that a vibrator in your pocket, or are you secretly a thousand bees in a trench coat? 20 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Wot

If you give a boy a flower 20 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

I like being given flowers, but I don't like having to take care of said flowers.

School getting up to date ! 4 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Ok boomer bot

Coomercore music is going along well 2 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Cumtry

It's sad if you get offended by the smallest things 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

What are you?
Horror.

Happy caturday 8 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Seconds before disaster

Aye aye 37 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

What're yall doing here? Dang kids, loitering on my posts!

Welp. 19 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

You know those little plastic sticks that make the slidy noise when you turn them upside down? Fit the little noise things from those in there

Merry christmas! 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

Started a fire, they should be awake any minute now... Probably.

Merry christmas! 10 comments

captainjackharknes · 4 years ago

They're asleep. I'm respecting their personal boundaries.