There was a sex scene in The Office?

I mean... Its not bad advice...
But yeah, none of the nuts and bolts details that would actually help...

Am... Am i supposed to be turned on right now?

Agreed.
Whining about how hard stuff is isnt helpful at all.
But I think the takeaway from this is that its ok for people to admit they're struggling.

The 86 is a great platform, because its slow.
If you want a track car, sure its underpowered, but as a daily or even weekend car, its slow enough that you can drive it aggressively and not get in trouble.
As Top Gear said, its more fun to drive a slow car fast, than to drive a fast car slow.
Performance aside, the 86 is one of the best looking "normal" cars out there imo

It actually depends a lot on traffic. If its low traffic and i go 70mph, i get in the high 30's. But if traffic is slower (55mph) but steady enough i dont have to brake...
Its a lot of driving style too. I generally get about 2.5mpg better per trip than my wife does when i have to drive her minivan

Hybrids arent worth it imo, unless you live in a city with lots of stop/go traffic.
The way they work, their advantage really comes at low speed when you're stopping and starting a bunch. At highway speeds, they're only marginally better than a traditional engine.
My 2017 mazda 6 has a standard 2.5l 4 cylinder, and i regularly get 39+ mpg on my drive to work, thars about 50/50 highway driving.
My high score has been 44.4.
Im tempted by electrics, since the 2-300mile range most are getting is way more than enough for me, but they're either crazy expensive, or too smug for their own good (tesla model 3).

What about a type r?

Its very overrated

The gtr is fast, sure. But its expensive, and everything ive read says its too "fly by wire" for my tastes.
I respect the performance, and love the looks, but its not for me.

Maybe you're just laying down?