The only bowl I used for puke was the toilet

In some cases it's only 1-2 years of college and then you get to work until you die sooner!

Like I said last week, imagine waffle stomping shit with the touch of a heel

When I first saw that article I thought it was literal

It's time to chew ass

A flowerhorn is definitely on my bucket list to get if I ever have the space

Alphas

Smash that ctrl button

This is one of those things where I'd want a buy button

The second and third ones are a bit annoying to use if their size indicates that they're kit lenses, as they constantly autofocus the moment you try capturing a very specific photo that can't be replicated without waiting for the right climate and time of day, not knowing if it'll still be there next time.

*Mr Incredible meme*
ASS IS ASS

The cat's about to counsel me while offering lotion and a huge gluten cookie

I had to google it to find the solution

New world tarantulas can also swim

Now you might think, "with his wealth and success he could've just hired someone to do it", but for you see, Colonel Sanders always prefers things done the hard way