The titular song, from the Trey Parker, written and directed, 1997 live action movie about a Mormon who becomes a porn star. Matt Stone helped write it and both he and accused rapist, Ron Jeremy, also appeared in it. You know what to expect.

Yabba Dabba Doo!

Today's bidet tossing kids, can only dream of the distance a well thrown roll of TP can achieve.

Plot twist: Hundreds of grasping hands, thoroughly hinder his progress, as crazed shoppers grab at him for help in completing their own unnecessary purchases.

Fun? Fact: Technically speaking, ketchup behaves more like a solid than a liquid. That's why it's a fool's errand to open a new glass bottle and hope to deliver a measure before your fries get cold, without involving some effort. It is considered a pseudoplastic, much like wet concrete or nail polish. It's viscosity changes with the application of shear force such as stirring, shaking or impact. That's why you either vigorously shake(cap on, please), or strike the bottle with your hand repeatedly, to temporarily lower its viscosity. Enjoy your fries.

Someone's always trying to prove whose pecker is bigger, lol.

The longer you look at it, the less it looks like an eye.

Fan service servicing fans.

So all statues spring to life? Michelangelo's David, "It's shrinkage!!!" "This museum is drafty!"

Looking at the photo and the proximity of the paw to her knee, I think setting up in Pawnee, Illinois, Oklahoma or Texas might have been more on the mark. That or Paw Paw, Illinois, Michigan or West Virginia, if the dog is hard of hearing, lol.

Indian Red was changed to Chestnut in 1999.
http://www.jennyscrayoncollection.com/2018/10/complete-list-of-retired-crayola-crayon.html
Over 500 former colours.

Important rule being shown here. If you're unfortunate enough to end up with with an arrow, spear, knife or other foreign object stuck in a newly formed hole in your body-LEAVE IT IN! It may be the ONLY thing keeping you from bleeding out before you receive proper medical attention.
Also, don't volunteer to hold the archery target for your son.(see above)

Rare, for a number of reasons. Smiling wasn't an instinctive response to a photo being taken, the way it now. That only started becoming common in the 1930's.Then there's the dental care of the period-lots of missing or bad teeth and finally, the longer exposures made holding a natural looking smile somewhat problematic. Glad she didn't know these reasons, lol, she looks great.

My uncle was 7, when one of those removed him, for picking up fallen coal from the side of the railway tracks. My 15 year old mother helped retrieve his bullet riddled body. He became part of the 1.8 to 2.8 million, non-Jewish Poles who died during the Nazi occupation. They in turn joined the 3-4 million Jewish victims. All told, Poland lost over 6 million people, about 1/5 of their pre-war population. Maybe stick to atrocities, a few generations further back, to use as a setup for a cheap and thoughtless pun.
https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/polish-victims

Rule #1. Cars should not drive on sidewalks.
Rule #2. Bicycle tires should not be used to try to enforce Rule #1.

"If you're good at something, never do it for free." - The Joker

Kinda like the view from the foot of Mount Olympus, but with real gods.

And yet, back in March, when we needed them the most, the 3 seashells were nowhere to be seen.