Yes, those were the good old days

Today's bidet tossing kids, can only dream of the distance a well thrown roll of TP can achieve.

oh you have no idea. This one time I was chillin with homie playing super monkey ball when my 3 favorite girls from HS come over and asked us to help them plot how to TP this other girl's house. They thought we were going to like sit around and strategize but we just look at each other and laughed and both knew exactly what we were going to do. Literally our game plan was "follow us, be quiet and toss tp". her house got fucked up