Are they both trying to push it?

I'm still not good at the toilet paper math. Is that 144 Charmin? Scott? Store brand?

@mr_pigeonwizard

I was starting to think he just really liked to dance...

Do horses get sunburns? That will be one sunburnt horse if they do...

If Qatar, as the richest country in the world, is going to name an area Oregon, can't they at least name it New Oregon?

I wonder how many more are in an 18 pack

I like how the screen needs to let you know that it's occupied

What about when you piss in the cum pool?

I worked at a pizza place where some JROTC kid was marching around in the waiting area for some reason and an old lady walked in thinking he was actually in the military and insisted on buying him food. I didn't swipe her card because I couldn't do that to her. I had the kid pay for his food after she left

Someone literally JUST asked where you went in a comment a couple days ago. I wish I could find it again to let them know! I'm sure they'll figure it out!

I wouldn't be able to afford the time off and I wouldn't want to inconvenience the hospital staff when someone might be worse than me

Look at this bit from another meme site... No on here cares

Yeah these ads are really getting out of hand again! Really annoying!

I think some people call them "hellbender" also

My friends that have one say it's fun. I guess I'm really missing out on all the "fun" having a stick in bumper to bumper traffic every day

You just need to believe that the picture is in the comments

I mean how much damage will one more inch really do?

So less than 80 years ago, the company that made my car was making airplanes to attack Americans. I guess I should have known that but still crazy to think about

I'll be next to him with my sign saying stop replying all to only say "thank you"