Nourishes the body as well as the soul.

"Mama"

I think mastering written language is beyond some people the same way some people don't "get" math. They can imitate what they've been taught but can't fully comprehend it.

Have you tried turning it upside down and right side up again?

Perfect for launching V1 rockets.

That's coz dad enjoys the view

I'm also a gamer, I have Sudoku on my phone.

Bucky is a bit of a security risk, given his history.

Getting my asphalt all dirty. Grrr!

Now combine that with the bullet train and we'll really have some fun!

You challenged him!

Oral vaccines exist for a few diseases.

Sun visor

Direct sunlight will give a false reading.

Improbability Drive

*illiterate

Well, he does now, although he doesn't understand what he's saying.

If they're so conscientious, why do they litter in the first place? I hang on to my trash until I can dispose of it properly.

I shall call him Dandelion.

I'm not sure if this is a dad joke or dad got caught about to "do something" with that computer.

And that's just her family.

With only half the calories of other cereals!