Maybe it's sjp

Could pass as a manatee though, so just say they're manatee cookies.

Sad but happy

You forgot the fappening

Let's see how many downvotes I can get by saying the dreaded worst drug in the history of the earth, weed!

This movie is funnier than people give it credit for.

Are you sure he isn't possessed, and on heroin? Those are some mighty big pupils.

Nothing like the fresh smell of someone's rectum.

More people need to understand this. It's also to keep them from going stale.

I knew shit was about to go down then I saw that Tesla coil.

So wait, Bruce Banner, Bruce Wayne, Cheng Chao-an, and John McLane? Or Mark Ruffalo, Christian Bale, Bruce Lee, and Bruce Willis?

Where's the beef?

And they say the Great Wall of China is the only man-made object visible from space. I sure do see a hell of a lot of bright ones all over the place here.

Cats are not loyal, dogs are.

If you smoke, quit smoking, not eating.

Oh the endless possibilities for cheesy horror movies about haunted objects

Oh my god that title

agreed