chocolatefeces


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New concept watch/phone 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Or if you use swype, or if you like using your phone portrait instead of landscape, or if it's kind of bright outside, or if you don't like to have shit around your wrists, or if you listen to music/watch movies on your phone, the list goes on.
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A black man 24 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
For those who don't know, they're dressed as plague doctors. If you look them up they're some of the creepiest looking things you could imagine treating you for the black plague.
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Shut the f*ck up 9 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
fut the up shuck
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It would be like the comedy Expendables 26 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Also Melissa McCarthy is just annoying
Everyone's exam experiences 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Yeppers, definitely one of my favourites
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Well, At Least It's Something 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
They gave Quebec blocks from Garrysmod?
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Imagine the mosquitos 11 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I agree wholeheartedly with you guest
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Global freaking warming 29 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Global warming is definitely a measurable, real thing, but not necessarily for the reasons you provided necessarily. Watch Cosmos, it's on Netflix. It explains the chemical shit going on in the atmosphere that causes global warming.
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Powerful magnets crushing an apple 21 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
yeah there wouldn't be anything in between them, it would make a ~4 square inch hole in your hand. They almost destroy themselves on impact
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Wise quotes 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I have a modern correction to make to one:
Kill a man, one is a murderer;
Kill a million, a conqueror;
Kill them all, a giant meteorite.
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MBVAHAHHAHA 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I also love ice cubes in my iced tea.
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Not that it matters 13 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
I've always considered the 90s kid to have been born in 1990, because that's what I am and I've always been in school with people of the same age
There's Nothing More Annoying 56 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Let's just call it the B word
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Balance. 10 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Someone add a fourth dimension to that
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An adorable just-hatched snake 14 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Already trying to murder, how cute
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20 years and still counting 2 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
And we will be laughing at this show as a species for another 200 or more
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LifeStraw Personal Water Filter 12 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Was watching Survivorman, he uses one of these in an episode. They're limited in their uses, but apparently make even the grossest stagnant poop-filled water drinkable.
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Lola 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
A majestic beast
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Awwwwwwwww 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Why is it you never see dogs being rescued from fires? Is it because they're smart enough to gtfo?
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Back to the future got some things right 8 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Not to pick nits, but in BTTF2 it was a device called "Mr Fusion", which turns any material into fuel, not just biological material. He puts a banana peel in, but also an aluminum can and it's not-so-living contents.
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It's so fluffy I could die! 4 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
If you just look at the head, it looks like it's electrified or something.
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What tune does this go to? 17 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Not to burst your bubble or anything but you float in any water you swim in, even if you're a relatively fresh corpse.
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Darling 5 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
So few people understand the concept of preparing for the weather wherever you're going.
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My local newspaper's front page today 7 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
Too bad they had to add that octothorpe at the front
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Part of my childhood life 20 comments
chocolatefeces · 9 years ago
#1 is actually a phenomenon called the Event Boundary, and is caused by doorways in our houses. You're sitting in a room and think of something you need to do in another room. Once you walk through the doorway to the next room, your memory sort of wipes itself clean, like you went into a different folder in your computer. You can't remember what you were going to do a second ago because that memory was connected to that previous room you were in. Go back, and you'll probably remember.
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