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I must get one of those, it matches my phone case.

0 is also a phone number

Man I'm pretty

Only monetarily poor.

That's a front load washer, not a dryer. How the hell do you make that happen?

It looks like a UFO badly parked

I'm a polymonogamist introvert.

As a person with a full blood Cherokee grandfather, I'm not sure how I feel about this.

He who dies with the most toys wins.

You know that saying "if you keep making that face, it will get stuck that way"? It appears there is some truth to it after all.

I don't see any zip disks.

Boobs

#why, is the church going to lick me?

This is beyond obsession, more like Stephen King's Misery

Well, his name fits.

Unfortunately it seems that the people most qualified to run the country refuse to run for election

Empty the clip

Psychic Rhythm Abduction

I hope Santa's reindeer are healthy because the number of lit trees in my town stores already is enough to wipe out half the new population.

Not true.

I remember this from the '80s

As an adult...

That was a roller coaster ride.