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Fun with powdered alcohol: You can stop being scared now 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I feel like I'm going to puke and I can't taste it.
5 Million Dollars, Fam! 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'd be willing to be hit by a car for 5$ million. I've already been run over by a car for nothing, getting paid that much... WOW!
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We do love Americans 49 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Most places, waiters are paid 3.25$ per hour. Minimum wage at McD's is 7.25$ per hour. BUT waiters in restaurants can make so much money in tips. The tips are considered pay. They have to fill out tax forms. A friend who was a bar tender was paid 4$ per hour but made about 50$ in tips in an hour. If the tip was on the bill & paid by credit card, its taxed differently then if cash.
Many are protesting the tipping policies & places, trying to renovate the business. If you are traveling in the US, check the receipt to see if it already includes tip or has a tip recommendation at the bottom. Different restaurants have different policies. I've axidently given a 10$ tip on a 8$ lunch.
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Please tell me I'm not the only one 26 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Then all the dirt on the bottom of the shower is on your feet. Feet sweat ALLOT so you need to scrub them.
omg black widow movie!!!1!1!!1!11! 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
check out the lower left hand corner. Surprise!
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How to get diabetes 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The apple one is genius. As for the others, it shows how to make SMALL snacks. So that you can have your little indulgence but its smaller so it impacts you less. Its one way people learn to ween themselves off treats- eat smaller or less treats until you can (almost) give it up all together.
This needs to be everywhere 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You want to know which would be better? Dogs & cats can put in bottles themselves & it dispenses food!
Honest to God 38 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Colson? I'm not much for the actor, but he's so nice that I think he'd be the kind of guy to really take care of you in bed and make you one heck of breakfast the next day.
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Honest to God 38 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Colson?
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Skater Cat 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They see me rollin, they hatin
The english language in a nutshell 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I have a masters in English and it took me a few times to remember what it could be saying. Will Smith is a person. "smith" is an activity- hammering metal. "will" is intent- as in I will be taking out the trash.
But its a stupid sentence, since Will Smith is a rich dude and doesn't need to hammer metal. Either b/c he's into crafts nor MC Hammer and he's a rap star, not a metal music star.
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Kids are just basically cute drunk adults 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Children are NOT little drunk adults. We drink to remember to be children, to regress to that state of wonder, hope, and happiness. But the joke's on us, since it makes us twice as adult when it ends... hangover & regrets- the existence of adulthood.
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Just a guess 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This was awesome. Sheldon is a great geek boy with no boundaries that gets to meet our heroes. All other stars are like "Should have gotten a gate!" and the guy that plays Darth Vader- one of the reputable baddest bad guys of our child hood goes... "yeah, lets hang out and enjoy it all. I like Star Wars too and I'll be your friend, Sheldon!"
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Fem Avengers! 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"And has nipple shields."
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My hero 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There are people out there that like that sort of thing. I'm not one of them but I know people who are. Once, I happened to wander into the "forbidden" part of a camping event. They were giving jalapeno blow job contest after the fake-an-orgasm contest.
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Shut Up and Dance with Jonathan and Mavis 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I love fan made music videos. Sometimes they're better then the original, like this. Very cool. Well made. Great timing.
Cat gets a brain freeze! 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I want that as my new phone ringtone. OMG!
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If only *sigh* 63 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Even if it wasn't in the movie... should have been in the out takes.
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Chester Bennington, Singer of Linkin Park 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You don't need a foot to sing, but you do need a voice. Colds affects voices. I wouldn't mind if Justin Bieber lip sinks his concert. I'm not going either way.
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Prom 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If its prom or wedding, at least it looks like they took someone else, rather then their OWN SISTER, cause that'd be weird.
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Fatherly love is great too! 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My niece is a paraplegic toddler. The hardest thing is actually carrying her around every where. Its giving her parents back problems. She's too small to easily reach down and pick up all the time and her extra, squirmy weight is hard on us all. I've wanted to "strap her on" like this a time or three. She does have very limited use of her legs, so we hold onto her hands to let her walk a few steps, which is VERY HARD on her shoulders. I think this is genius. If I could afford it, I'd so get it for her. It'd help with her parents back problems and her shoulder problems.
This show was hella gay 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Never was a show so wonderful. Two best friends and they just rolled with it. They acted so close they seemed gay and never did the anti-homo/ homophobe dance. They just kept making it as friends and even got his wife in on it. "I love you as much as JD." Carla, "Ok. I'll take it." Best ever.
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Ireland's slippiest slide 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They could be inside playing video games, instead they're outside playing video games with huge messes.
Wizards gotta sleep too I guess 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Totally should have kept it in the movie, since he says "Gandalf" OMG! How wonderful.
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Husband startles baby in utero by blowing raspberries 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What a good dad! Playing with his daughter b/f she's even born!
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What have I done? 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Says just about every mother out there...
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Naw 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And this is why we fight and ask and try.
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Yes thats how to do it 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Can't tell if that's modern art? Its a bit too clever for that. It looks more like those statues are for sale as iPad rests/charging stations you could buy at the ipad store for 149.95$ and it just happens to be a tower of them. Incidental art - really ironic advertising.
FREE HUGS 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I have, like, a masters degree in hugs. I'm sure he'd be a good huger too.
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Tables have turned 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It was kinda funny watching the news coverage of the event. They had to blur the actresses.
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Child Abduction Social Experiment. Pretty terrifying 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Um, most abductions where they recover the child is when the child already knows them. Its a sticky statistic.
A Black Widow Movie 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Chocolate (2008), Resident Evil series, Laura Croft movies, Hanna (2011), Sara Connor & the Terminator movies, Elvira & other Scream Queens. There are lots of good women, strong characters out there. Its just an excuse.
A Black Widow Movie 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Those movies didn't do well b/c they were movies about women who happened to have powers. If they did a woman who can kick ass and be a BAMF! like Ripley in Aliens, then it'd work.
Medication side effects 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You take the medication FOR spontaneous orgasms, erections lasting longer then 4 hours, invisibility, & such. You never take medication TO BE leaky in the anus or whatever. Viagra is actually a heart medication. It just sells better as a pop-up pill.
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How to remove permanent marker from everything 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
At the pre-school I worked at, we used Lysol spray. Let it sit for a minute and then most of it wiped away. The other trick I learned there was put a splash of pine-sol in a garbage pail full of water. It gets the smell of baked baby poo out of plastic.
These candies be a member of the ' nannas house' club 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Love those too but never found out where they're sold. I've looked and looked. I got in trouble b/c I kept grabbing them from the candy bowl at work.
Hawkeye Sings About His Super Powers 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No comments about the Hawkeye Initiative?
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So trying this 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually, this would be a good practical joke to play on some body. And I have a liter of vanilla extract in my fridge. Bought it when I went to Mexico.
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A penny saved? 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
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A penny saved? 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They have bed & seat pads that would work better then paper towels. And it'd protect the upholstery. And it was dangerous since the grandma could be taken & ruled incompetent b/c of this. And they have re-usable adult diapers that are like thick panties.
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Damn true 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Aaahh... The magic of Joss Whedon.
My job only exists to perpetuate people being lazy 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And sometimes you can't eat a whole cantaloupe b/f it goes bad so a pre-sliced one is nice to have for sides and snacking.
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Omg 46 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I know you're being funny or sly or witty but some of us check this website after working 10 hour shifts and looking after our 4 kids b/c the turds in office aren't taking care of my VETERAN husband and helping us. I really am too tired to think when I get to this website so don't make me think. Make me laugh and tell me what the heck it means b/c I still don't understand even after goggling it.
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Japanese shirts with English words 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
We currently do have shirts, pants, and shorts with English words on them. Maybe, when they're mis-spelled or written wrong, they sell them in Japan. Can you imagine that the Japanese kanji that are written wrong are sold to Americans?
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Lol bronies 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I like that! My father and my niece watch My Little Pony together. He prefers that show to the Princess ones. But a man who can love a child & be interesting in their things... that's a man worth keeping.
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Gas consumed by fire 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well, that's a new way to sanitize your beer making carboy.
speling iz herd 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So I have an English degree and everyone always asks me to spell words. But the jokes on them, since I have a learning disability, I process language differently and have NO idea how to spell most things. They think I'm teasing them when I ask them to spell simple words for them. The truth is I have NO idea how to spell them. I just have an English degree b/c I love to read and somehow ended up with mostly reading classes in college.
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speling iz herd 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Labyrinth. I think.
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Fandoms name the colours. 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And where can I get it?
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Impressive water bottle kick 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And that bottle may have been pee.