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Men vs. Women by Louis C.K 12 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Americans... you're all so stupid...
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That's offensive 71 comments
"My lord is a mice." 5 comments
That's Actually Pretty Clever 8 comments
Time Zones 11 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
but since you're american, you know of only one historic event that happened in the 40s...
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Free subway rides 4 comments
Exactly what he would say 1 comments
Honest to God 38 comments
Stop answering the phone 7 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
... and now that we know your life story and what an awesome guy you want us to think you are, we go back to our regularly scheduled programming...
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Not adequate for drunks 7 comments
I saw some post about not paying enough attention about Victims of communism 26 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
you know what else kills? your grammar! also, wrong fact are wrong. go back to school.
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A fan fainted at comic con. 10 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
who is this chick? yellow isn't her colour. the dark lipstick isn't for her, too.
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A fan fainted at comic con. 10 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
what's the funny part? so, some person didn't like or was allergic to bananas. what's the punchline?
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This is a nopefish aka devils goldfish 27 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
So... the camera was in the water to take the picture, then thrown back on land because rather then getting him-/herself to safety the owner preferred to safe the camera? That was under water?
Whoever wrote this is a fricken genius 13 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
well, the man said everything I ever need to know to answer the question "would you date a black guy?" hint: the answer is a resounding "no".
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The others weren't that bad... But just not memorable. Like that guy from Guardians 39 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I just read "Loki". What about Loki? Where is Loki? Is Loki still King? Yes? Good. Other guy? Don't care. Thanks, bye.
Priorities must be set 3 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
don't worry about it. everything you americans do seems funny and/or weird to us.
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I mean, they're both rich human geniuses 25 comments
Bill Burr telling it like it is 42 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
press a watermelon through a body opening the seize of a lemon and then tell me how bad miners have it
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"You don't need this, fatty" 47 comments
Poor little doggies 5 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Dogs are not allowed in the dog park.
People are not allowed in the dog park.
It is possible that you will see hooded figures in the dog park.
DO NOT APPROACH THEM. DO NOT APPROACH THE DOG PARK.
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People are not allowed in the dog park.
It is possible that you will see hooded figures in the dog park.
DO NOT APPROACH THEM. DO NOT APPROACH THE DOG PARK.
Hillary's campaign is quite aggressive 12 comments
Same.. 6 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Personally, I think that line works just fine. If someone sarted to wax poetically about my face I might just smash something myself.
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This brave warrior died a month after this interview. She shot herself 21 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
how stupid do you have to be to start shit in texas!? texans are to americans, what america is to the rest of the world. batshit crazy and armed to the teeth.
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Calm down and drink some butter beer, woman! 6 comments
I think I should join this group 3 comments
Marvel's Avengers Re-Imagined as Fantasy Heroes 14 comments
This is the part when I say I don't want ya 6 comments
Wife's Tampons 14 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
"no pain no gain", "pain is only weakness leaving your body", "only you can stop the red wave"
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That would be fantastic. 7 comments
