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I'll take shit that never happened for 500 please 36 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I'm really starting to dislike the whole 'I should be able to harass girls until they agree to go out with me' thing.
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Impossible sand sculpture 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
That's what it feels like in my head sometimes.
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A Challenge That's Not For Everyone 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I work in retail. Ain't gonna happen.
Neigbor's baby just turned 2; still refers to him as 24 months old... 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
If your baby is one year, say that. Only doctors need to know months.
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It's true 17 comments
guest · 3 years ago
As someone who works in a grocery store, I can confirm.
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Women. 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It takes more than flowers. But thanks!
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Humming bird scratches his butt 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Her butt. That's a female.
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Helena Bonham Carter shows incredible acting range 15 comments
guest · 3 years ago
They may be crazy but that doesn't mean they're alike. Her performance as Bellatrix is nothing like Marla.
Savage ted 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It was a whole chicken!
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It doesn't save any time, it's the same amount of characters 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Oooooh, well aren't you just one of the cool kids!!
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You should Always have the choice 61 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Pregnancy is dangerous. If you don't want to risk your life for a potential human being, you don't have to! End of story.
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Zac, wtf are you doing?? 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
He's not riding it, he's posing on it for a photo shoot.
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Let's play spot the main character 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Thank you!!
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Taken 4 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Being a cashier.
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Such a disappointment 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Are you sure Kanye didn't just design them like that? Aren't you supposed to look ridiculous wearing his overpriced crap?
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Sucks air through teeth 4 comments
guest · 3 years ago
And you're also drunk but your parents don't know that...yet...
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Wednesday: The later years 54 comments
guest · 3 years ago
But the guys she brought aren't going to do anything to the other guys...just do what they did to her: catccall her, comment on her body, describe ways theyd like to fuck. Unless of course you mean that there's something wrong with that???
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Yep 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
When someone from another department asks you to help them...ugh
Whats wrong with society's rules? 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
...seriously?
Truth 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
*dont think so lol
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Truth 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It is completely unrealistic how quickly her hair grows in this movie!!! Pixie cut in January and past the shoulders by lent? I do think fucking think so, that shit takes three years. Other than that, amazing film. I've watched it at least five times, love it.
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Is it just justifiable? 67 comments
guest · 3 years ago
*stand up for her.
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Is it just justifiable? 67 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It sucks that Santa will probably be charged with assault, which is what he did, but I have no doubt that he thought it was beyond Wirth it to show that little girl that there are grown ups (especially as a man) that will start date up for her and protect her.
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Just a normal tuesday in Sweden 41 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Only if books don't count as technology.
Extra Virgin anyone? 15 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What if your boobs are the cause of your back pain, hmmm? I have better posture and less pain when I'm wearing a bra. 32F size. The next best thing to do is work out your pectoral muscles (which are underneath your boobs) to prevent sagging. Not everyone can or wants to go without a bra.
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Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it doesn't exist 19 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Just because there might be a difference in the structure of a gay persons brain versus a straight persons brain doesn't mean there's something wrong with the gay person. There are differences between womens brains and men's brains.
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How Australia is combating stupidity 18 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Gee, if only there was something as simple as getting a needle that would do that...
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I'm a American and I thought it was funny 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Canada burned down white house. As a
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*grabs cop p*rn* 48 comments
guest · 3 years ago
A human fetus is not viable outside the womb until 24 weeks. It could technically survive but the chances are minuscule. Until a human being can survive outside the mother's body, it is part of her body. She has bodily autonomy. There are hundreds of reasons that abortions are necessary, and it is nobody's damn business why someone might choose to have one.
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Changed my way of thinking 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
What if you're angry at yourself??
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I'm so sick seeing this bs 67 comments
guest · 3 years ago
A fetus is not a human being. Viability is at 24 weeks. (And the chances of a premie that small surviving are miniscule.) It doesn't matter how "irresponsible" someone was for having sex. Pregnancy is dangerous, and you can't force someone to risk their life for another potential life. End of story. P.s. anyone who does use abortion as a form of birth control is probably a terrible person anyway, so don't use that as an excuse to control my uterus. It is MINE.
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Give some guys a break. It takes some of them a lot of courage to even approach you 16 comments
guest · 3 years ago
It's when someone (regardless of gender/orientation etc.) doesn't tale no for an answer, and keeps bothering you. Or threatens to kill you when you reject them.
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That logic 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Wow, that is fantastic explanation. Thank you.
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True story. Don't mind my Australian spelling 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
My parents are teachers. I so feel your pain. Failure is not an option. And B's are only acceptable in dire circumstances.
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Southpaw cat cafe 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
There's also one in Guelph, ON
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Who inspired this stereotype 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Every nerd writer/illustrator had that bully in high school. And probably elementary school. We waited years for revenge.
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It's already getting better 35 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Because only fat women are interested in not going back to when abortions were done in back alleys with coat hangers?? I see. Guess I'd better stop working out so my feminist cred won suffer.
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Vaccinate your kids you barbarians 56 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Hey yogi bear, are you being a troll because you think it's funny or because you're just an ignorant jackass who refuses to learn? Don't worry, I'm a guest who will never have to suffer through your ridiculous answer. And it doesn't matter anyways, because no matter what, you're an asshole.
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Real life cheating 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Except that the oil is running out real fucking quick...I wonder what the empire will look like when it's crumbling...
Getting a period at a beach 28 comments
guest · 4 years ago
She can wear whatever colour she damn well pleases!
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Best mom ever 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Wow...you have no idea what addiction is.
New quote 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
George and Harold would be so proud!
Only one Earth 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
How do you know they don't do more? Spreading awareness is better than doing nothing.
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The phone gave you a second chance 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Favour
Colour
Neighbour
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It's political not sexist, duh 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
They use male stereotypes too. It wasn't about politics, it was about making money. Movies do the same.
It's political not sexist, duh 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
If you believe the creators in 1986 were totally doing it to be political and not cashing in on stereotypes.
Unpopular opinion these days 62 comments
guest · 4 years ago
They both have negative affects on Healthcare systems that everyone's taxes continue to. Like increasing wait times in regency rooms because you've chosen to do something dangerous to your health, and now the car crash victims are waiting for one of you to go first. So they both affect other people.
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Axl Rose vocal range 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
So that goes for every band that's ever had costumes? How very informative.
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Axl Rose vocal range 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Guns n roses is neither pop (I mean, come on, really??) nor crap. You don't like em? Fine. But don't say one of the world's most famous ROCK bands is pop music.
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avogato 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Don't you mean avo-CAT-o???
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