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That must be it, yes 36 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Those idiots waving flags are not actual fucking Nazis and have been around for decades. The media is simply paying more attention to them in an attempt to link them to Trump.
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Millennials at it again 12 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Poor thing. Everyone before you has had it easy, so very easy. People expect you to work, put forth some kind of effort - it's just so unfair. Everyone else just had things handed to them, but not you, no. They actually expect you to do stuff! So terribly unfair.
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Blocking the wind 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
It doesn't look any more ridiculous or cliche than at any other attraction.
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Sales from puppy mills are banned in California. Faith in humanity restored! 24 comments
guest · 1 year ago
So you expect stores to sell pets that shelters and pounds can't give away? That's some real good thinking you did there, California. I'm sure the family that had their hearts set on a pure bred Golden Retriever will settle for that weird corgi-dachshund-beagle science experiment that somehow pees nonstop.
Approved 2 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Little dog is unimpressed.
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Teaching Knife defense...With an unruly student 16 comments
guest · 1 year ago
Slow motion or not, he completely ignored the hand with the knife in it. Getting close to someone with a knife and leaving the hand with the knife completely free is a bad idea, as demonstrated by the assistant. A friend of mine had someone pull a knife on him at a party. He got cut across the face, stabbed in the back of his shoulder, and stabbed in the lower back before anyone even realized what was going on. The whole thing was over in under 3 seconds. Even at full speed that guy would have been stabbed multiple times.
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The solution. 5 comments
guest · 1 year ago
So teachers aren't doing their jobs to the best of their abilities because they aren't overpaid? That doesn't seem right. Education is a two way street. The best teachers in the world can't do anything with students more interested in coming up with clever shit to post on Twitter than actually learning something.
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A little life lesson with professionals 8 comments
guest · 1 year ago
You do realize this didn't actually happen, right? This is just a story. There are several variations of it floating around. Several of the more popular ones feature Nikola Tesla marking an X in chalk in different locations for different reasons.
All you need is a dog 3 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I don't have time for a dog. Unlike my asshole neighbors, I'm not going to get one anyway and make the dog and everyone around me miserable.
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How does one think this is okay to say, in TV nonetheless 20 comments
guest · 1 year ago
He was fucking joking, you idiots. Marc Lamont Hill was a regular guest, commentator on the show. They both used to give each other a hard time.
Dear people who honk 0.002 seconds after the light turns green 4 comments
guest · 1 year ago
I'm sure that's why you're sitting at a green light - safety - not that you're looking at your damn phone.
I'd be the 14th if she'll reject me 20 comments
guest · 1 year ago
She was probably married before she was 12 in an arranged marriage. There would be no chance for her to reject anyone. I'm calling bullshit on this one.
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The untold truth about Donnie Yen 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Just bullshit legend building, never happened. I though the rise of MMA finally put an end to all the martial arts mysticism nonsense.
Baby hamsters 3 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Braver than I am. My cousin had some of those - bitey little bastards.
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Must have been a good human 4 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Since dogs can't read or understand the concept of headstones, I'm guessing the stone is either warmer or cooler than the grass, that's why the dog is laying on it.
We actually ran a study on this, but never published these results 7 comments
guest · 2 years ago
How, exactly, do you know any of this? This sounds like pirate propaganda to me.
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Then the porch clapped. 9 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Not really. He has no problem keeping track of, seeing the kids, but they somehow can't see or hear him running around. He can see them pointing at a house near him, but they're completely oblivious to his presence, even when he walks up onto the deck of house they were just focusing on. Then, he somehow knows there's not only a chair on the deck before going onto it, but he knows the kids can't see him or the chair. The story just doesn't make sense.
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Humans let you down and are cruel. Something animals never do! 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I have a feeling a talking dog would get old very quickly. It would probably be like a 5 year old that did way too much meth.
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Make everyone eat tide pods then 22 comments
guest · 2 years ago
No one is locking Tide Pods up or limiting access to them, though.
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They: How's the adult life going? Me: 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
What the fuck does "revolutionizing the human experience" mean?
Just asking facts 81 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Don't read the news much, do you? As long as no one was shot it doesn't count, I guess, right?
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True 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
It depends on the situation. If you're pissing, whining, moaning, and sniveling about something very minor or something that everyone has to deal with, then your experience is invalid. If you simply make a statement about how something hurt or how something sucks and you get "That's nothing. I..." in response, then, yeah, the whole one-upmanship thing gets annoying.
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Facebook gold 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Part joke, part urban legend. I heard this for the first time back in 1995. Since then I've heard at least a dozen different iterations of it.
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Stop making stupid people famous 11 comments
guest · 2 years ago
The real problem is most of people don't admire him. They admire an idealized version of him they fabricated in their own minds. They give him credit for things he didn't do, completely ignore his shortcomings (he's really not that smart), and come unhinged when any criticism is leveled against him or one of his projects. The thing that really gets me is the technical aspects of projects get completely overshadowed by his publicity stunts. People seem to admire the publicity stunts more than any technical accomplishments, though. I guess it's not much different than the Kardashians.
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Never accept what you're dealt 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Or just put a hand and foot on each side and wall walk out.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Elon Musk! One of the smartest men alive! 6 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Just call it what it is - a weed burner.
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It's a secret language 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Where are you guys getting these handwritten prescriptions from these days? They're either sent directly to the pharmacy or, if you don't know what pharmacy you want to use, it's a computer print out. Some places have outright outlawed prescription pads the last few years.
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Idk what to put here 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Space X launched a satellite and a car into space. It has a long way to go before it starts approaching NASA's achievements. Let's bring the Elon Musk cheer leading down a little, at least to realistic levels. The guy's just a walking PR stunt, nothing more.
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They are just dogs 21 comments
guest · 2 years ago
The people that talk like that sound like fucking imbeciles.
Not all heroes wear capes 16 comments
guest · 2 years ago
There are several drastically different accounts of what actually happened, though.
ADHD, PTSD, Bipolar and Depression 14 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Not all that compelling considering all the "normal brains" look different. Your self-diagnosed bullshit still doesn't count.
Elon Musk might be going crazy 18 comments
guest · 2 years ago
It's a PR stunt. Everything this guy says and does is for publicity. Even when he or one of his companies does something interesting he has to twist it into some stupid PR, publicity stunt that ends up overshadowing what was actually accomplished.
Thanks school 10 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Tax forms come with instructions. If that's too much for you, there is software out now that will hold your precious little hand through the whole process. Unfortunately, there are no participation medals or stickers at the end, so you may need to find a safe space to rebuild your fragile self esteem once you've completely your taxes.
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11.) Not being an asshole 12 comments
guest · 2 years ago
They all seem to require giving a shit, though. I just don't anymore.
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Some will do it without being honked. 8 comments
guest · 2 years ago
If they light turns green and your fucking head is down looking at your damn phone, I'm honking. I'm not waiting for you to finish up your text. I have shit to do.
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Don't question my purpose 5 comments
guest · 2 years ago
Funny how this doesn't apply to fighting dogs, though.
Happens. Every. F**king. Time!!! And they roast me this way!!! 11 comments
guest · 2 years ago
I've noticed people claiming to argue facts are generally the ones that rely heavily on logic fallacies. They also tend to be a bit pretentious.