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Poor thing. Everyone before you has had it easy, so very easy. People expect you to work, put forth some kind of effort - it's just so unfair. Everyone else just had things handed to them, but not you, no. They actually expect you to do stuff! So terribly unfair.

It doesn't look any more ridiculous or cliche than at any other attraction.

So you expect stores to sell pets that shelters and pounds can't give away? That's some real good thinking you did there, California. I'm sure the family that had their hearts set on a pure bred Golden Retriever will settle for that weird corgi-dachshund-beagle science experiment that somehow pees nonstop.

Little dog is unimpressed.

So teachers aren't doing their jobs to the best of their abilities because they aren't overpaid? That doesn't seem right. Education is a two way street. The best teachers in the world can't do anything with students more interested in coming up with clever shit to post on Twitter than actually learning something.

I don't have time for a dog. Unlike my asshole neighbors, I'm not going to get one anyway and make the dog and everyone around me miserable.

He was fucking joking, you idiots. Marc Lamont Hill was a regular guest, commentator on the show. They both used to give each other a hard time.

I'm sure that's why you're sitting at a green light - safety - not that you're looking at your damn phone.

She was probably married before she was 12 in an arranged marriage. There would be no chance for her to reject anyone. I'm calling bullshit on this one.

Just bullshit legend building, never happened. I though the rise of MMA finally put an end to all the martial arts mysticism nonsense.

Braver than I am. My cousin had some of those - bitey little bastards.

Since dogs can't read or understand the concept of headstones, I'm guessing the stone is either warmer or cooler than the grass, that's why the dog is laying on it.

How, exactly, do you know any of this? This sounds like pirate propaganda to me.

I have a feeling a talking dog would get old very quickly. It would probably be like a 5 year old that did way too much meth.

No one is locking Tide Pods up or limiting access to them, though.

What the fuck does "revolutionizing the human experience" mean?

Don't read the news much, do you? As long as no one was shot it doesn't count, I guess, right?

It depends on the situation. If you're pissing, whining, moaning, and sniveling about something very minor or something that everyone has to deal with, then your experience is invalid. If you simply make a statement about how something hurt or how something sucks and you get "That's nothing. I..." in response, then, yeah, the whole one-upmanship thing gets annoying.

Part joke, part urban legend. I heard this for the first time back in 1995. Since then I've heard at least a dozen different iterations of it.

The real problem is most of people don't admire him. They admire an idealized version of him they fabricated in their own minds. They give him credit for things he didn't do, completely ignore his shortcomings (he's really not that smart), and come unhinged when any criticism is leveled against him or one of his projects. The thing that really gets me is the technical aspects of projects get completely overshadowed by his publicity stunts. People seem to admire the publicity stunts more than any technical accomplishments, though. I guess it's not much different than the Kardashians.

Just call it what it is - a weed burner.

Where are you guys getting these handwritten prescriptions from these days? They're either sent directly to the pharmacy or, if you don't know what pharmacy you want to use, it's a computer print out. Some places have outright outlawed prescription pads the last few years.

Space X launched a satellite and a car into space. It has a long way to go before it starts approaching NASA's achievements. Let's bring the Elon Musk cheer leading down a little, at least to realistic levels. The guy's just a walking PR stunt, nothing more.

The people that talk like that sound like fucking imbeciles.

There are several drastically different accounts of what actually happened, though.

Not all that compelling considering all the "normal brains" look different. Your self-diagnosed bullshit still doesn't count.

It's a PR stunt. Everything this guy says and does is for publicity. Even when he or one of his companies does something interesting he has to twist it into some stupid PR, publicity stunt that ends up overshadowing what was actually accomplished.

Tax forms come with instructions. If that's too much for you, there is software out now that will hold your precious little hand through the whole process. Unfortunately, there are no participation medals or stickers at the end, so you may need to find a safe space to rebuild your fragile self esteem once you've completely your taxes.

They all seem to require giving a shit, though. I just don't anymore.

If they light turns green and your fucking head is down looking at your damn phone, I'm honking. I'm not waiting for you to finish up your text. I have shit to do.

Funny how this doesn't apply to fighting dogs, though.

I've noticed people claiming to argue facts are generally the ones that rely heavily on logic fallacies. They also tend to be a bit pretentious.