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A comprehensive guide to Flying Yellow Stripey Things 13 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
I actually got bit by a bumblebee when I was a kid. I went to hug my mom and didn't know there was a bumblebee on her back.
It stung like a motherfucker.
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Creating different accounts to try the first month trial 4 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
River Song is the best character in Doctor Who imo
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*Face of extreme concentrate* 9 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
Oh well
I wanted to make its face into a kaomoji but I suck
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*Face of extreme concentrate* 9 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
> <
^
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Peanuts 2 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
Damn
That's sexist
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Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle 8 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
Pam pam pam
Padadadam
Are you ? 12 comments
guest · 19 weeks ago
Meowdy y'all
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Ugly chief Lanklets 2 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
That's a lot of shoes
Boss battle initiated 8 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
Thrift stores sell beautiful dresses (both wedding and non-wedding) in perfect condition for super cheap. Don't tell me that after years of living in poverty she didn't know this. I'm a middle class privileged bitch and I know this. I shop mainly in thrift stores (though, that's for ethical reasons rather than financial ones).
Also in my country you can lend a prom dress which is much cheaper than buying one. I assume it's a thing over wherever this happened as well.
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Cat sneak attack 5 comments
guest · 24 weeks ago
Old but gold
Carry on my wayward son 4 comments
guest · 25 weeks ago
Lol Sammy would wreck Biebs
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Going on vacation for 10.666667 days 2 comments
guest · 25 weeks ago
I own like 32 pieces of clothing altogether probably
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Guys 3 comments
guest · 26 weeks ago
Yeah yeah
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*stares motherf*ckerly 8 comments
guest · 26 weeks ago
But doesn't it depend on the crystal which is used in the lightsaber? Like, blue and green and probably yellow, purple and maybe white/grey are naturally occurring while red are artificial. So a person may choose/get a lightsaber based on their abilities but if someone picked up someone else's lightsaber it wouldn't like change color just because it's held by someone with different abilities, it's not a magic wand.
Then again Disney changed/cancelled a lot of the lore so who knows these days lol
(I really liked TLJ tho)
Guys 3 comments
guest · 27 weeks ago
Guys can be just as gossipy as girls, if not more.
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Oldies but goldies 7 comments
guest · 30 weeks ago
2chins, duhhhh
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What happens after 30? 4 comments
guest · 30 weeks ago
More like being 18-25 is right after you played the tutorial but the tutorial itself only taught you the game's most useless mechanics and not the actually important ones
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Who do you think you are? 6 comments
guest · 31 weeks ago
"Mans"
I'd rather be a slut than a dumb bitch
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Kind of cute... I think 6 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
Sorry I didn't mean to generalize
It's just that I met so many dudes who were so outraged about girls talking about periods because "I don't talk about my dick either" *proceeds to make 1000 dick jokes* and I'm so tired of it all, like we're supposed to treat periods like fucking Voldemort, never talk about them even if maybe you should because there might be a medical issue connected to it
Same thing with peeing and pooping, sure you don't talk to strangers about it but if you have a suspicion something is wrong with your digestive tract, I believe you should be able to discuss it with close friends to know if it's normal or not
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The comment left by pink is a perfect summary of the situation 23 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
Big wheels keep on turnin'
Kind of cute... I think 6 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
I mean, he can't even say the word
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30 2 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
My grandma's neighbor's dog is the sweetest boy. He loves scratches so much he will rub against your legs like a cat to get you to scratch him and even make sounds as if he tried to emulate purring when you scratch his butt.
His fur is also incredibly soft so he's just the best animal ever to pet.
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Kind of cute... I think 6 comments
guest · 32 weeks ago
Why are dudes so afraid of periods
It's like less than a ladle full of blood
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Gotta be politically correct 7 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
How is this a white people thing, that's what the dividers are for.
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PSA for those who haven't realized 13 comments
guest · 34 weeks ago
There are some Christians who legit think that aids was CREATED by gay sex. WTF.
Good on you for changing his mind though, it isn't an easy task especially when someone's opinions are tied to religious beliefs.
No octupusses here 29 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
Octopodes are awesome, they can squeeze into tiny holes like it's nobody's business.
It's like the cat dimensions but x10000
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Resonant subsequent precious Ant 11 comments
guest · 35 weeks ago
Nope
Source: Metal af 6 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Damn now it's stuck in my head.
Not that it's a bad thing obviously
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Predictive Song Lyrics 49 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
The first one spiraled into The Offspring real quick
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Yare yare daze 2 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Lol this was on r/gamingcirclejerk
I also love how one EA employee said that single player is dead once like 5 years ago and now everyone can't shut up about it
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Capitalism has gone too far 19 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
E A B A D
Forgive me oh lord 6 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
I think you're confusing the Church of Satan with the Satanic Temple, those are afaik mostly atheists using satanic imagery to show the hypocrisy of mainstream religions
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This Delta flight was piloted by a mother and daughter flight crew 6 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
This is so wholesome
My American friends say Delta sucks tho
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Mind your own ***ing business, Eliza 4 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Seth, you're a magnificent beast. Believe in yourself.
It was you this whole time 1 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
That's... Strangely wholesome
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Dogs are always welcome! 2 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
I'd put that on the front door of my shop... IF I HAD ONE
Anyone else who did this? 2 comments
guest · 36 weeks ago
Yes. I still do.
Every morning 3 comments
guest · 37 weeks ago
Playing a trumpet, obviously
"I Didn't Make Him...But He's Mine."; - Dog 8 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
Because naked dogs don't look like raw chicken
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Preach my dude, preach 15 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
I agree with guest_, it's a fictional character, let people have whatever Santa they want.
Santa is inspired by a bunch of saints, the most prominent of them is Saint Nicholas, a bishop from Turkey. So if y'all are concerned about historical accuracy, Santa should be brown. No white, blue eyed man living on the North Pole.
But oh no people are gonna freak out on me because I'm ruining their whitewashed Santa now, because it's fine that his ethnicity was changed but God forbid someone think there might be a female or gender neutral Santa. It's a goddamn fictional character, who cares.
"I Didn't Make Him...But He's Mine."; - Dog 8 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
It is a bit disturbing since it looks like a raw chicken
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