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THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF THE "NEVER JUDGE ANYONE" MENTALITY. If you used that to insist that people celebrate homosexuality and all the other things that you're OK with, you've also argued for pedophilia and incest, and necrophilia as well.

Can't helpbut notice all the democrats who used to be for border security but now want open borders.

It's similar when a pro-life pro-firearms democrat from a state that reflects those beliefs goes national, and suddenly becomes pro-choice to the point of voting against saving the life of an already-born baby, and becomes anti-firearms rights to a crazy extent. I done mean being for registering firearms or requiring background checks, but getting all foaming at the mouth to confiscate firearms from legal owners.

I have NEVER understood the need to insult or denigrate a girl or woman who merely said "no thanks" to a drink, or dance, or conversation. Besides just "common decency," why make yourself look like an ass to bystanders? Plus, maybe one of her friends is nice, but not to guys whose response to "no thanks" is an insult.

If her answer to "care to dance" is "Ewww...not with *you*" that's different, but my experience is that's less than 10%.

The amazing thing isn't that the dog doesn't do a better job of speaking and solving crimes, but that he speaks and contributes to the crime solving AT ALL!

Feminists: "It's terrible and immoral to judge women by their appearance, you fascist patriarchy-supporting Neanderthals!"
Also feminists: "Oh look! A conservative woman whose expression we can make fun of."

On their first date, she answers the door to see a man with no arms or legs.
"What do you think you can do without arms and legs?" she asked.
His reply: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

If heard that joke about jimmy carter in 1977 or 1978.

We keep finding ways to celebrate mediocrity.

Although I think that's a good way to draw attention to the potholes that need to be fixed, my guess is that the road crews who eventually fix those holes will just throw those trees in a dumpster.

How clever using the positive characteristics of LEGAL immigrants to counter those people who are against ILLEGAL immigrants.

Shouldn't have taken out so much I. Loans to attend your dream private college to dual major in Women's Studies and Dance History.

...and yet Minnesota elected a US representative who believes that Israel should cease to exist, and there are several others who are quitter about following people who agitate for that as well.

This could also be a funny pic if the "Brazzers" overlay were added...

Interesting instance in the book "Getting To Yes" which is about negotiating. Jimmy Carter famously said he's never use nukes against the Soviets, so they were able to push him around in negotiations because he'd reduced his options without getting anything in return. Even the threat of nuclear retaliation back after the USSR had first used nukes would've gone back on what he said. Better to leave all your options open and then negotiate them away _while getting something in return_.
Hell, maybe it's even better for the US for its adversaries to worry that its president may be willing to do things other presidents wouldn't.

If the guy's cute, it doesn't matter what he says. It's like all those girls who like to claim that they like nerds...but what they really mean is that they like hunky guys in hipster glasses.

That's doubly ironic, Since the Clintons have had more people killed than candidate Trump.

Even the toilet bowl is giant.

Maybe one solace is that even when one decade's prospects for something--earnings, job prospects, home ownership, investment returns--are stacked against you ON AVERAGE, there are plenty of people who do well for themselves by getting to work and making the most of what they have rather than dwelling on what they don't have or what takes a little more effort than for another group of people.

Also, when I needed to fix something on my car or house, I went to the library to look at a book (possibly outdated) to learn how to fix or update the thing. Then, I went to the store and paid list price or ordered from a toll free number and waited six weeks for the whatever to arrive. Now, I go online and someone has kindly posted a video showing exactly what I need to know, and ordering online means the item will arrive in about two days...and I'll pay half of what I used to. The last time I bought a car, I got several dealers to send me their best price via email, and went to buy w/o hassle

That's a load-bearing decoration.

If there's equal opportunity, there'll always be large inequalities in outcomes. Part of that is due to random chance & statistical distribution, but also a large part is due to effort.

There are many types of cookies I prefer to Girl Scout cookies, at a fourth the cost per ounce.

Right...right...you can't afford a house on your salary after earning your Women's Studies degree or Art History or Modern Dance, but,of,course it's someone else's fault. Probably the generation that includes the two people still paying your cell phone bill.

"Students have it SO hard..." Wait 'til you get a job that depends on plenty of other (not necessarily reliable) people, and are responsible for not only yourself but your family as well. You'll understand why adults look back at high school and college so wistfully.

When we get to that point, maybe we can also have a villain who just happens to be LGBTXYZ+ without "the community" getting up in arms because one of them is protrayed in someone less than a glowing light.

This post has a real life lesson...you can't make fun of most groups, or even point out the truth about them, but you can always assign blame to white males.

Where did Jesus promise to get rid of wicked people?

I mean, people take biblical stuff out of context all the time to support a view that they already wanted to believe, but this is really mistaken.

Well, murdering 6 million people and bringing nearly the entire world into a war is equal to a president who won't do all the stuff you want, like pay for inefficient government programs to transfer wealth from some people that you don't think deserve it to others that you feel deserve it more, allowing you to feel good about causes that you are "for" but don't actually comtribute to monetarily or with time volunteering.

Also, a map,ofcountries that have put a man on the moon.

Give a re-wedding present of an IOU, and ask why.

I was at a book/movie store with holes like that in the booths in the back. There were NOT wholesome young ladies on the other side, however.

Lemme guess...it's an artifact or something so the kid doesn't get any of the money.

Can't help but notice that the improvement(like MANY others) occurs once the Democrat majority in Comgress was lost, and Republicans had control of Congress.

Adolf Hitler on Christianity:
“Christianity is a rebellion against natural law, a protest against nature. Taken to its logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of the human failure.”
“The reason why the ancient world was so pure, light and serene was that it knew nothing of the two great scourges : the pox and Christianity.”

Great example of a Christian, OP.

If I identify as a minority, can I be eligible for scholarships intended for them?

I'll take the unpopular opinion that people who wear flip flops out in public are slobs. So on top of everything else, he has kicked off his flip flops to make himself even more comfortable looking like this.

That's the thing--if you judge people for "cultural appropriation" and whateverphobia for every damn thing that regular people do, you're going to get it back from someone more extreme than you, and feels more compulsion to "defend" a group that he/she/whatever isn't even a part of.

"You could be something that doesn't even exist yet..."

I find that pretty profound. We didn't use to have 3D printing experts or,social media advertising specialists. A generation ago engineers didn't design computer parts, wireless routers or cell phones or cell phone towers/networks. Grandpa grandpa didn't have peers who were rocket scientists or even overnight delivery expedites because FedEx etc. didn't exist. It's weird to think about the jobs there'll be in 20 years that don't exist now, or at least are extremely rare.

When these athletes overact like that, they may or may not get a penalty called on the other player...but do they think that there aren't cameras on them, and it will eventually come out how they're such a big pussy?

Reverse the genders and imagine the outrage you'd trigger.