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I am now going to refer to jet skis as boatercycles from now on

You know that divers always get in the pool to get wet before they dive, don't you? Just one more lie to perpetuate the story that atheists are really Christians

Girls: has any of you ever LIKED getting a dick pic from a guy that you weren't already having sex with? I can't imagine that some guy sending such a pic would put a girl or woman over the edge if she was almost ready to,sleep,with him anyway...if the pic is out of the blue, it's even further out of anything I can believe would happen. How can any boy or man be so dense?

Anyway, I think the odds of a dick pic helping some guy's "cause" is 0%, but I'm willing to update that to 0.001% if some girl says that, yes indeed, the pic just got her so intrigued she had to get some of dat.

so there are dumb asians too. not all asians are geniuses?

You can climb a trail on it to an old fort near the top and it's beautiful beyond belief.

When kids are little they’re constantly bringing you things to look at (or even give you). Parents haven’t gotten out of the habit of taking what you bring and oohing/aahing over it.

Her bra size

And I jizzed in my pants

This sounds like Gene Belcher in a more adult episode of Bob's Burgers

It bothers me too and it's the same for ironing.

Cuteness overload

It still happens, but, you usually sign a contract first.

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Because they actually want to look at what your showing them, not just glance at it.

This made my entire day! Thanks! Doogos <3

It looks like it got stuck in the molding when they made the bottle.

Why would you let that thing in your house? It will steal your soul.

The timelines don't add up

Thought this was mr bean

The birds are Brants btw

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

*tyra banks voice* "and america's next top model is.."

The context is that there were a bunch of angry vegans who were protesting in front of that restaurant for some reason, so the owner was pissed and did this.
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Context, people. Not all vegans are cancer

Pure xx

Im going to write ‘in’ on a sticker and put it on a security guards coat

Feeding wild birds gets you to heaven

im disturbed yet intrigued

get this raccoon a baby ASAP pls

Shorts: like pants, but shorter.

O.o

Waw poem skills

What about us girls?

Hi cute doggo i love you.

If I didn’t look at the eyes, I wouldn’t have noticed she wasn’t a statue. True art!

2% refers to the amount of fat in the milk. Whole milk has 4% fat, so 2% has half as much fat as whole milk.

NOPENOPENOPEGOODBYETOOSAD

Clever girl!!

When people say "do some research" but only spends 15 minutes on yahoo answers

In a way, this has been the case for a long time. I worked on a project that involved reading a lot of 1800s newspapers and all that stuff is in there. A guy was jailed for sending a card to a business owner insulting him by comparing him to a bedbug. A man was sued for mistaking a woman for a man. Newspapers routinely had little blurb articles that weren't news at all but "yo mamma" level insults against rival papers and political candidates.
The difference between now and then is that mass communication makes it so it no longer has to be personal. Offended people can try to recruit as many people as they can to also be offended so there are clear battle lines of us vs the world, which feels more like a righteous crusade that automatically makes us the good guys. Back then, it was really more me vs you where people could watch the fight and maybe comment or pick sides, but there was no compulsion to make it a war with armies and propaganda.

They did nothing wrong

SO TRU

Don't do drugs, kids!

I have no idea what this means
Does that mean he paid someone's legal fees and they are paying him back by making him inherit?
Or does it mean he sued a Nigerian prince? Why did he sue him or what's the story?