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why? do they make you uncomfortable? do they hurt your fee-fees? do you feel as small and unimportant as you are?

it's 1) art and 2) because we're not afraid of women or vaginas

Ah, understood. Have a good rest of your weekend.

You've never been on a bus in england have you?

Step 3 : Profit

the crease between the eyebrows is the butt and the eyebrows are the thicc boots fam

She probably has a placard in her front window

It's not always unbelievable, it just depends on what bar he/she was at.
A similar thing happened to one of my husband's coworkers a couple weekends ago, they were all at a local government and tech professionals conference, after all the sessions of the day they were in a bar, the coworker isn't into women but was chatting just like they all were, not intentionally flirting with the woman, just killing time talking, a couple hours go by and she asked if he wanted to go and the "expectations", at which point he politely gave the valid "Thanks but I'm gay" sort of line and she was offended asking why he was wasting her time. The other coworkers ribbed him a bit. Escorts are not uncommon, and honestly they tend to hang out where people with disposable income and likely lack of partners are, especially conferences/convention centers or $$$ areas, and they look/dress/flirt/act like someone you'd be interested in.

They would have been screwed if they had kept at cocking around... this solution seems to be most satisfying for both partners!

Thanks, guys. There are clearly several reasons he’s my ex. ;) I even offered to help him fix it right then but he kept whining and complaining so I called him out in what a douche he was being. Then he told me I ruined his day because I made him feel like a jerk. Such a treasure, this guy!

Oh yeah!! Lol!!!

Not really. Besides, a watered down but cold juice is always better than a warm one.

Look up quantum levitation. It's so much cooler!

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