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And Ephesians 5:22 does say for wive to submit, but Ephesians 5:25 says "Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her" and 5:28, "In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself." And many men in the Bible have done horrible things, don't just single out Delilah as evil. Please actually read the Bible before you try to quote it.

Abigailhobbs, if you're going to quote the Bible, don't cherry-pick. Eve did eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil (apples were never mentioned) and got punished for it; having to experience childbirth pains and having to submit to her husband because she refused to submit to God. Adam also got punished and now has to work hard for everything and also has to take care of his wife because he listened to her over God. Most men still blame Eve for the first sin of man though (and they are wrong, if Adam put God first, he wouldn't have been punished, but he didn't so he was. It was Adam's own fault for disobeying God).

The egg could also be old, old eggs can have dehydrated membranes that won't split easily. Don't eat old eggs though, they can carry disease.

No, it is defacing. You're not allowed to mark bills at all. I worked at a bank and we had to take these out of circulation so they could be destroyed and new ones sent out. It costs about eight cents to print a new bill and it does add up. Where's george can't be prosecuted but by marking bills, you reduce the lifespan of the bill and increase the amount of money it costs to keep clean bills in circulation.

Look at her body, man. You can't confuse that.

Damn trees!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0epRjfGLw

My guinea pig loved swiming in my german shepherd's water dish. I had to end up buying two water dishes because my dog was scared of my guinea pig.

Calm down, the price is still the same and it makes women feel more comfortable about buying it.

Reminds me of this quote: “Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry all easy; and he that riseth late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night; while laziness travels so slowly, that poverty soon overtakes him.”
― Benjamin Franklin

I think this is a cry for help. First guest, you do have the power to stop paying for "personal company"!

When I first tasted licorice, I thought someone played a prank on me. I still think so when I see people eating it.

If adult men are lactating it's because of a huge hormonal imbalance that's usually the sign of cancer. Men have nipples because nipples develop before the genitals do, so both genders get born with them.

Thank you! And the reason girls have clits is because it would grow to be the penis if she was a he. Also, *nipples, sorry.

I hope you're talking about eating moldy bread, because Egyptians didn't, they used it as a poultice. Eating it would have made it ineffective. Crocodile dung as a birth control in ancient Egypt is widely known, there's even an article about it on Yale's website.
http://www.yale.edu/ynhti/curriculum/units/1982/6/82.06.03.x.html
Egyptians worship dung and used it as a base in just about everything.

Twas before my time friend, but thank you.

You're thinking of stearic acid which will gently remove the skin on your lips. It will NOT make your lips more chapped so you will buy more because there simply isn't enough to do so. Stearic acid can be found in almost any beauty treatment, from lotion to eye cream. You never hear about lotion drying out your skin, yet it's the exact same principle as chapstick. The difference is that your saliva (which is close to your lips) has enzymes that are actually eating away at your lips, making them chapped. When you remove the protective layer of thick crusty skin with chapstick, the enzymes can work more easily to eat away at your lips. It's your saliva that makes your lips chapped. Chapstick makes the skin softer by removing the damaged skin layer and replacing it with a waxy layer to repel the enzymes. If you keep licking your lips and don't put on chapstick often enough, your lips will seem to be more chapped, even though chapstick is NOT the reason why, it's your constant lip licking.

Quentin Tarantino, Alanis Morissette, "Jack Bauer" and I think a squished Brad Pitt are there too.

They also used crocodile dung as a contraceptive. You're also welcome.

Try saying that after you see The Croods, that movie was horrible.

Chapstick is NOT made to chap your lips, it moisturizes the damaged skin until it falls off, revealing healthy skin in it's place. That's why it seems it's making your lips chapped, but it's only removing the damage that was there. Use it long and often enough and your lips will never be chapped again, the exact opposite of what you are saying.

Being Italian doesn't give you special pizza judging powers, so fuck off.

It's the murder's reflection, had to read it twice to get it.

All problems are real, but some problems are really devastating. I will not back off from my statement that a website called "JustGirlyThings" will not give you solutions to that which has destroyed you. Talking to friends is nice, but talking to a professional is always better, "JustGirlyThings" is nice, but there are bigger problems then that which they present.

They love the smell of blood, blood means food, it doesn't matter where the blood comes from.

The reason for this post is that you're not allowed to complain about your girly problems when young children are realizing they will never see their parent agian. If you do have real problems, then please find emotional reassurance on a website not called "JustGirlyThings".

It goes to the spouse first unless the spouse allows another family member to receive it. The mom also could have been in jail.

X-rays also don't give you topographical lines.