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Could you move your arm just a bit?

Skinny butt girls be hatin'

What everyone is lacking here is context.
Suppose a father and his 21 year old consenting daughter want to be married, should they? Does the idea of a father and his adult daughter having sex make you feel a little queasy, does it feel 'wrong', to you? Now imagine people labeling you a bigot for feeling that way.
Welcome to how many people view homosexuality.
The funny thing is that humankind knows no limit to it's kinks. As we speak, there are those with money and power who are tired of hiding their deviant perversity and will seek to have it accepted by society. Soon, there will be campaigns advocating bestiality, necrophilia, and incest; and it will be done in the name of love and progress.

Do all of these adorable kids who have been brainwashed into thinking gay sex is normal even realize that gay men don't even view it that way?
Gay sex, HURTS. You are taking a 5 to 7 inch erect penis and forcibly shoving it up into another man's asshole. Think passing a hard turd is painful? It's nothing compared to that. There is pain that last for days, bleeding, and a feeling of shame afterwards. It is such a mentally fucked up thing to do, yet we're compelled to do it.
Everyone missed the point. It's not that we were trying to convince you all that it was normal, we're trying to convince ourselves.

A map of how the gay media brainwashed everyone into thinking shoving a dick up a man's ass is perfectly normal.

All of these oh so perfect people should ask themselves this: are they really concerned with saving an overweight person? Or deep down, do they just get off on making someone feel crappy about themselves? Most of the "help" comes off being a bit too condescending, I mean few enjoy it when Christians try to save people by talking about Jesus atoning for their sins and saving them from hell.
If people are really interested in helping people, when was the last time anyone gave to charity? Or donated their time to a soup kitchen? I doubt if any one even bothers to recycle.
So pardon me if I don't buy it. Be nice to blacks. Be nice to homosexuals. Be nice to transgender people. But whatever you do, don't be nice to fat people. Look up the word hypocrite. Or better yet, if you think stopping what one normally eats is easy? Try giving up your cell phone, your pot, your beer, or sex. Do that for a while, then tell me how "perfect" you are.

If you consider this enough, this becomes more profound. How many see nothing when looking at a thing one way, yet how many more see something when looking at it from another perspective.

What is she's naked and smiling?

So you really like violins?

BUT WHAT ABOUT MURPH? MURRRPHHH!!!!

But no one has been to Jupiter yet. Furthermore, I doubt if we would endeavor to put men on Jupiter just so they could get 'stupider', as it would be a waste of a tremendous opportunity for research.

Why do we call Afro Americans 'black', when they're actually more of a brown?

That's because the colonization of Mars is just a bunch of BS that NASA and other scientists use to try and get funding. Trust me, if there was money to be had by giving Africa water, it would have been done by now. That is how science 'works'.

Wait, if it's wrong to look down on gay people just because they prefer homosexual sex, isn't it just as wrong to look down on straight people just because they prefer heterosexual sex?
BOOM! And so many 21st century emo hipster media-fed minds were just blown by logic. Quick somebody, go into whiny mode and attempt to defer the point!

People who get bent out of shape by mean words are showing just how immature, naïve, and fragile they are to the world. The greatest people in the world were all called names and made fun of - did they succeed by being a whiny little bitch and saying, "It's not nice to call me that!". No they did not. They succeeded when they stopped caring what a bunch of assholes had to say and (this is important) GOT ON WITH THEIR LIFE. Seriously, grow some fucking skin people and show some balls. Life is hard and despite what you've been led to believe, it's not going to get any easier. If you stop to cry from every little arrow or stone slung your way, you are not going to make it.

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HA! It looks like she's eating cock. We have fun now.

Amy was bae

Tonight on Funsubstance:
A debate on abortion, politics, women's rights, homosexuality, immigration, race relations, and which religion is the right one.
Funsubstance: It's so fun, I can't even...

Not it's not.

Scientists make bullshit claim no one can really prove but them. Millions take their word on it because they said so, while mocking religion for being gullible.

Back in my day, faggots kept in the closet. Your point?

Who says so?

You didn't have to post 39 pictures, the joke kind of got tiresome after the third one.

The Hand of God

This is what I've always thought would happen. People talk about gays being oppressed, making them out to be victims. While that's likely true, don't for one second think it would be different if the roles were reversed, and straight people were a minority.
The lesson learned is that people suck. Once a group comes into power? They ALWAYS make the rules to suit their side.

THAS RITE YOU LIL' CRACKERS OUT DERE! YOUZ BE ALL CHEETIN AND DELETIN ON YO' ACADEMEDY TESTS THAT IT MAKES YO' PO' OL UNCLE NEIL DEGREASY TYSON ALL DOWN IN THE MOUTH. WHY YOU LIL' CRACKERS GOTTA BE LIKE DAT? HOW YOU EVER GONNA BE A HIGH FALUTIN' SCIENCE NEGRO LIKE ME? LAWD HAS MERCY!

All the better for scraping meat off a bone.

He made a career by being an asshole.

One day your mom won't be there, when that day comes, you'll look back on every stupid argument or time she made you angry and wish you had hugged her instead.

If you want to go in that direction, the bus isn't going anywhere because the wheels aren't connected to the body.

Bullshit. People make fun of fat people everyday because they're soft targets. Does anyone make fun of cancer patients going bald due to chemo? No, because they don't want to be seen as insensitive fucks. Get over yourself.

Yeah, no doubt he also wrote "Imagine no possessions" while sitting in his multi-million dollar mansion.
As for "Living life in peace", that would be good news for Yoko and his first wife Cynthia who he admitted to beating the crap out of. Gee, it seems our hippy dippy peaceful loving guru was actually a violent a-hole.
Then there's the way which he treated his son Julian, who admitted that Paul McCartney was more of a father to him than Lennon was.
Finally, despite singing “imagine no religion”, he was obsessed with every spiritual and New Age fad that came his way, including Hindu meditation, the I-Ching, and astrology of all kinds.
Simply put, he was a hypocrite, so please stop being ignorant and putting him on a pedestal.

She was cuter before she lost weight.

This is a joke, right? After the entire world has been doing their best to make fat people feel like worthless dogs who deserve to die, skinny girls now cry because fat girls make them feel bad over how they look?
*shakes heads* "Millennials"

Isn't it hilarious how so many are concerned about fat people being unhealthy, yet no one talks about the effects of marijuana on heart disease, or what alcohol does to the liver, and what diseases unprotected sex can cause.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Since childhood, we're bombarded by unrealistic body images; girls have Barbie and boys have super-heroes. If you think how your weight is an issue, ask yourself these questions:
1. Are you satisfied with how your body works?
2. Is the person you're having sex with okay with the way you look?
If you answer yes to both questions, your weight is not an issue, but rather how you've been programmed to feel ashamed due to peer pressure and media influence. Fuck the gym police. Anyone who waits in line to lay down on a damp piece of gym equipment that a stranger just sweated on needs a re-think on just what the hell they're doing with their life.

Euw

Seriously, look at all the sad, boring cunts in this comment section trying so hard to be clever by attacking kid because he's overweight. You all sit there on your ivory throne, pretending to be a kinder, gentler, progressive people, and it's all bullshit. Be nice to the gays, they're just people like you and me! Be nice to pot smokers, it's their business what they put in their bodies! Be nice to black people, don't foster stereotypes! Be nice to the muslims, they're not all bad! But when a fat person appears? You all let your masks slip and show the world who you really are. You're not kinder, you're not more understanding. You're just a group of easily led, malicious little twats who love to look down their nose at everyone else, and really - if you have to resort to attack a kid? Chances are you have no reason to think you're so high and mighty.

Lame.

Oh fer pete's sake, LET IT GO! Some ass hat of a scientist wore an ugly t-shirt that a bunch of dykes with penis envy didn't like and it made him cry. WE GET IT! WE KNOW THE STORY! NO ONE FUCKING CARES! STOP PRETENDING TO BE OUTRAGED!