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Teach me master! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
COWABUNGA, DUDES!
Airplane,unicorn,maybe even a boat... 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's what SHE s... *ahem* sorry, reflex.
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Its ok if you're using it them to make orange Juice 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wikipedia and 2 minutes of fact checking tells me Zyklon B is only used in shitty parts of Czechoslovakia. By jove, it appears some nefarious ne'er-do-well has lied on the internet!
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Magnetic floating table 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How many monies?
Romantic comedies are full of lies 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*facepalm.* from a guy.
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Snapple facts 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's a very dated pumpkin fact, the current record holder is over 2,000 lbs.
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Is he supposed to be beating his meat? 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How did I not notice that?
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Add "in my ass" 227 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm Coming Home in My Ass
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This Device Can Charge Your Phone In 30. Freaking. Seconds 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No chemical battery is charging from low to full in 30 seconds. A carbon-fiber "battery" (which is technically a capacitor) could charge that fast, but I have strong doubts putting so much electrical current through a charging port wouldn't destroy a cell phone.
In any case, what's remarkable about this gif ISN'T the charger. I'm guessing time-lapse photography as well.
Tumblr compilation 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hitler wasn't tall though.
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The Problems Of a Teenager 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Those cons all sound like dealbreakers, don't pick either. Interview more candidates :P
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My grandmother was born without fingerprints. I had no idea this was a thing 34 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I accidentally burned my thumb with a lighter as a child, and it's true that you can temporarily lose your fingerprints that way. It's also true that you will end up crying like a little girl if you try. Think I'll just wear gloves to commit all my heinous crimes, or heck, maybe I'm just not cut out for a life of crime.
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Bad luck high school teacher 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No one tell the poster about stock photography. Let them think this is actually a teacher and that they're teaching an actual classroom for reals.
Poor guy didn't even get to celebrate his 1st birthday 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Afraid not. If we did, then we'll have to count other dwarf planets and planetoids of comparable size with irregular orbit such as Eris, Ceres, Haumea and Makemake. In fact, there's an estimated 200-10,000 planetoids and dwarf planets floating around in our solar system.
Perhaps you think there are people in lab coats watching the skies who can give us warning that a meteor of "extinguish life on Earth" size is coming. But based on best guesses and shrugged shoulders we can estimate maybe less than .5% of the doomsday sized chunks which are currently swirling around our own solar system have been discovered because not enough light reflects off them. Sleep tight!
WHAT TEAM? 49 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Easy enough to guess: Canada in red, France with a wine glass, England with a posh sweater vest and tie.
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Life hack 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If someone is desperate enough to pickpocket for pads, she needs the money more than I do.
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Confused jeremy clarkson 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Which would be 88.51 kilometers... about 90 of those. Wacky translation hijinks maybe?
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Another compilation 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Beliebers are a subset of dumbasses. While all Beliebers are dumbasses, not all dumbasses are Beliebers. So technically a different, though related, question.
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Murcia food size 31 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"I'm having an old friend for dinner." -- Hannible Lecter
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Most expensive starbucks drink ever 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It is one gallon, but still an epic amount of coffee.
Did you know, you can quickly solve mazes by using MS Paint? 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No you can't, Paint will fill in every connected "dead end" path as well. Only paths not connected to start or finish will show as white.
Exam Question Rage 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"This is the LAST question. Next question." That's *my* table-flip reason.
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Safe at the last second 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Shopped!
Oh, Chrome... 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Considering they misspelled both better and check while referencing spell checking? Yeah, definitely intentional.
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Random did you knows 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you compressed the earth into the size of a marble you would have a marble with comparable density to a black hole. However, Marble Earth will still have WAY less mass than is required to form a black hole.
And I thought I was lazy 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No one commented on "Bimbo" toasted bread yet?
Forever in the friendzone 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A hint you must take.
my roomie and i are getting matching ones 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I like your wildly optimistic belief that you will ever breed.
Simplify a Wikipedia article 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or stand in your shower, close the drain and pour a gallon of ammonia and a gallon of bleach, then inhale deeply until you die.
Math just got important 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I came at it a slightly different way, but got the same result
Pizza 1: 60/360 (fraction of the whole pizza) * pi * 6^2 (area of whole pizza) / $1.5 (price)
= 12.56 sq. inches/dollar
Pizza 2: 45/360 (fraction of whole pizza) * pi * 7^2 (area of whole pizza) / $1.7 (price)
= 11.31 sq. inches/dollar.
Just to match our numbers,
Reciprocal of 12.56 (1/12.56) = .0796 (almost 8 cents) per square inch
Reciprocal of 11.31 (1/11.31) = .0884 (close to 9 cents) per square inch
The last part gives me hope 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
With a pi sign on her shirt? That's soooo hot. Talk nerdy to me!
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Today was a good day for Grammar Nazi 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*then
Today was a good day for Grammar Nazi 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If you want it to be possessive
it's just I-T-S.
If you want it to be a contraction
than it's I-T-apostrophe-S.... scallywag.
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Something worth covering 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How does a kidnapper IN A CAR get chased by 2 teens ON BIKES for 15 minutes? And then chooses to give up? Don't get me wrong, great work for these two teens heading off a catastrophe, but I just can't picture how this went down in my head.
Question that gets you thinking 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No, 50 million years. The light which bounced off the Earth is already out there, and it would take 50 million for that light hitting the mirror to make the return journey.
I'm glad I know 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You uhhh... weren't the only one :P
The new pale blue dot 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
NASA selfies are just plain better.