I still would like to know how he gets his shirt on.

Nutrition?

The fire part is fake. The tire part is real.

I am sorry, but what is this "newspapers" you speak of?

They had us there in the first half....

Never skip "Right Side Body" day.

Back up to a gas pump. What could go wrong?

TMI

The only one I understand is Furlongs per Fortnight.

Is that four balls?

Why did we not use Nerf balls for dodge ball? You get hit you're out. But not knocked out.

A man buys 85 kgs of bananas. He travels on a train at 37 furlongs per fortnight headed West. He has a BLT sandwich at 14:37 GMT. Calculate the weight of the sun. Show your work.

If I drink a glass of water after 6pm I can do that in one night. What is the big deal?

With eleven $100 bills I can buy a monitor stand for my Apple computer. Eleven since I have to pay sales tax.

I wish the plague to hit Congress. Quarantine them all for six years. Nothing personal.

SO you are OK wearing pink t-shirts?

Fake News.

Looks like the guy on the ground did not spill a drop of his beer. A Superhero for sure.

Is the offer still open?

I believe the white van went forward out of her spot by mistake. The black car was pulling into the space on the left of the yellow car. They hit and the black car got pushed off at an angle. Maybe.

HOW???

It is actually the owner explaining the chart to his cat. Cat's response is probably "Whatever."

He is knitting a DNA sequence. Has to wear glasses to do it. I like this.

I am 6'4" and I look around movie theaters to make sure a kid is not behind me. I will moved to where I won't block an adult. I tend to stay low in my seat too to help others. I am very considerate until a baby cries. Then I am an asshole. If I pay $12 for a ticket it better be quiet!