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Down wind 1 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
You could almost make a "gassed him" joke if the hat was a bit different.
Lizard playing leaf guitar 12 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Everyone's saying it, i'm just showing it:
http://goo.gl/tl7eu4
Starter pack 2 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
My younger brother exactly.
Awesome barber business card 3 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Fifty Shades of Red: The Razor's Edge.
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
(aka. PewDiePie)
Gotta love up close shots 1 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Can I please emphasize the fact that shark's skin is practically MADE OUT OF TEETH!!!!
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Dreams are weird. 5 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Was your dream in this art style? Please tell me it was in this art style.
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Marks and rec. Hilarious and true. 15 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
I have holidays right now and i'm marathoning them (well, two of them) for the next week.
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Sci-fi ladies get shit done 16 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Technically when Bella jumped from the cliff, she was thrill-seeking, not kill-seeking.
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When tumblr ruins it 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Put one on your wrist and the other on your "downstairs" then you can just start fondling your wrist whenever with no one any wiser.
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Oh shit! Duck! 7 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
You are correct.
But maybe we would react differently if we could fly...
The many moons of saturn 28 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
If we're looking at moons (giant balls of rock) as kids/pets then what would the massive rings around Saturn(lots of smaller balls of rock) be?
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How Twilight should have gone. 16 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Hate to point it out, but it's Werewolves that hate silver, not Vampires.
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Amazing sculptures by Matthew Simmonds 3 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
The only proper use for marble is for decoration. Art is technically decoration so this is simply using marble for what we usually do, but on a smaller and more creative scale.
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Avengers Costume Upgrades 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Steve: Holy poptart
Tony: I'm still the manliest
Thor: I'm NOT wearing these. WTF.
Loki: I could do that...
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so yeah 21 comments
Doctor Strange Trailer 16 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Don't say 2017...
Don't say 2017...
Don't say 2017...
...
November 2016
...
good enough
COMMENCE CELEBRATION
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so yeah 21 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
it isn't denying that both genders get treated badly, but thanks to many feminists, we don't hear about the male side much.
Captain America spoilers lol 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
For those wondering, this is a reference to the movie Brother Bear.
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Groupon employee ftw 8 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Wouldn't it be great if Bananas grew some kind of, I don't know...
HARD SKIN to protect themselves from the environment?
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"F**king buffoon." 6 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
Now introducing the delicious aroma of Tomato. Bask in the heavenly scent of Pepper Pumpkin. Try out leading choice, the stimulating bouquet of Veggie-Chicken.
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17 Funniest Lies Parents Tell Their Kids 12 comments
corvoattano · 8 years ago
My grandma told me that if i pick my nose to much, my brain would blow out when I sneezed.
I was a rebellious kid but was therefore terrified of Spring.
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