How Twilight should have gone.

YASSS
PREFERABLY WITH LADYGAYS BUT GUYGAYS ARE OK TOO

Lady gays guy gays? Gay or lesbian...

But..saying "ladygays" and "guygays" is fun

Fair enough

Thank you, I was going to ask... what the fuck does silver have to do with vampires?

Depends on the lore, sometimes you have to stab a vamp with a silver-tipped stake, sometimes they hate silver, sometimes they use it for their bling. It all depends on the source.

I've always heard with vampires it's just a wooden stake through the heart

That's the trick with mythology... it varies contextually. My understanding is that the stake is ment to be oak.

Ohhh how dare we be accepting of other people's genders and sexualities? Soooo Tumblr of us,ugh!

Yea, I'm trying to emphasize on how tumblr feels so proud of doing that, which any one could so, by repeating it more than once. The need for attention is so high in this post

Do..do you even read your comments before posting them? How on earth does using neutral pronouns multiple times equal needing attention?

Cool story bro pls don't get triggered or anything, it's just a big old prank bro. Chill