danisnotapotter
Pure trash at its finest. Second in command to the Meme Queen.
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So many questions,so few answers 3 comments
danisnotapotter
· 8 years ago
44 year old dj with butt that won't quit
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I'd love to be reborn as a mighty oak :) 14 comments
Mine would be funsubstance not working 8 comments
danisnotapotter
· 8 years ago
I am about 10 years old lost in the woods. I can feel something following me, calling out my name, getting closer and closer. I try to scream but nothing comes out. Eventually I wake up from the boredom.
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LET'S THROW SOME TEA IN THE HARBOR 19 comments
Best Mashup I've heard in a while 3 comments
Calling the HP fandom 10 comments
danisnotapotter
· 8 years ago
i imagine salazar would walk out at the beginning of the year when the headmaster says each name of the proffesors with "who run the world" playing in the background, wearing that dress
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Warning: stress levels are dangerously high 10 comments
danisnotapotter
· 8 years ago
when the creepypastas scare me, i simply think of jack black shimmying in mid-air while dat boi (shaped as a plane) flies by in the background holding many dank memes doing loop de loops with the song Tight Pants playing in the background
Work on that Summer Body! 9 comments
danisnotapotter
· 8 years ago
*does one squat*
my summer body is READY frickin fite me bro
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my summer body is READY frickin fite me bro
The most ridiculous death possible. Stabbed pinkie? 126 comments
I'm Len Lawson oh god! 74 comments
danisnotapotter
· 8 years ago
Ludmilla Tchérina - prima ballerina, sculptor, actress, painter, choreographer and author of two novels.
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No explanation needed. Just thanks. 3 comments
Only if I can wear a hazmat suit 21 comments
danisnotapotter
· 8 years ago
you are weak and will not survive the winter
update: i have won
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update: i have won
This smug-ass marshmallow 1 comments
danisnotapotter
· 8 years ago
smol birb,
angry birb,
little ball of wrath
irked birb,
badass birb,
fite
me
bro
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angry birb,
little ball of wrath
irked birb,
badass birb,
fite
me
bro
Notes in class 5 comments
well f*ck you too 16 comments
danisnotapotter
· 8 years ago
the game
edit:i hate myself for remembering this and you're going down with me
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edit:i hate myself for remembering this and you're going down with me
17 Funniest Lies Parents Tell Their Kids 12 comments