I win either way, bring it on.

Moral of the story: If you meet a female in a blue suit, she's probably mean.

This is why Anakin turns evil.

Not with how school lunches are now, you don't.

I'm stealing this.

Who's on First.

ONE OF THEM ISN'T WEARING A MASK.
THEY'LL FIGURE OUT YOUR IDENTITY, STUPID.

I'm from Iowa.
I call it soda.
Pop is a weird word.

Hey hey, you you, that's f**king disgusting.
No way, no way, just go and buy a water.

It's also a line from a Weird Al song.

Are you kidding, that's my dream.

As much as you say, "I'm only interested in personality" you wouldn't date a five hundred pound land slug unless you also found that appealing.

Especially "Baby Got Back".

I don't even like tea, and I want this.

Hey, I know what I want for my birthday now.

"One must not point out obvious flaws in the design."

This typically doesn't bother me, as long as nothing is in my back pockets.

This is a terrific idea, I'd have jumped right on this if it were an option to me.

Can't judge a whole culture based on a handful of extremists.

Everything about this is hilarious.

This is exactly what it feels like.

It seems the tables have turned, and your life is in my hands now.

I need one.
I need to be a dubstep firefighter.

This is adorable.
And punny.