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I wanna be a dog 2 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

That'd be a pretty smooth life.

Be original 8 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

Look, don't tell me how to split an atom. I'm changing it up. What could happen??

In the words of Shakespeare: 2 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

When you realize you spent all night studying the wrong thing and decide to just sleep.

Cool ideas to make your life better 18 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

Airplane companies can't manage to sit people NOW. You can't expect more from them.

Windows is guilty 6 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

Do not panic. Do not look behind you. Do not turn on the lights. All your files are exactly where you left them.

How do you pronounce "doge"? 25 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

Like vogue, yeah.

Real mermaids in Disneyland 11 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

Psh, I'll dress up as a mermaid if you pay me. Ignore that I'm a guy.

Russian selfless service 5 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

I always wonder what I'd do if I were in a similar situation. Hopefully something like this.

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Calvin and Hobbies sometimes is amazing 10 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

Bill Watterson was brilliant.

He rented the VHS, "Freddy Got Fingered" in 2002. 7 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

That's a pretty fun reason to get arrested.

It was a good book 19 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

What a world.

Handwriting that will give you an eyegasm 24 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

This is photoshopped. There's no way this is possible.

I guess shopping can be a two way street 3 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

I can't believe those ladies are just hovering in midair! They must be magicians!

Oh! So that's what hammers do! 8 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

My dream job is to be an infomercial person. Just do everything wrong and get paid for it.

There is already a title, why are you looking here? 5 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

Sometimes the only way to feel better is to eat way too much chicken.

Steve irwin right now 11 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

"CRIKEY, HE'S A BEAUT. THAT'S ONE FAT, WINGED BABY!"

Poor curiosity 7 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

#RoverLivesMatter

Stiff neighbors. 1 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

Morbidly hilarious.

Sums up my Photoshop skills 5 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

Still better than mine.

Oh Gawker... 7 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

"The jury awarded Hogan $55 million for economic injuries and $60 million for emotional distress. Those same jurors will reconvene next week to consider punitive damages on top of the $115 million already awarded."

Oh Gawker... 7 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHER?

Being cool back then 15 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

Is it not now?

Clever wedding guestbook idea 11 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

I do, it wasn't costly, and it's got good memories.

Clever wedding guestbook idea 11 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

We used a cutout of a tree, and had our guests use an inkpad and their thumbprint to fill the tree branches. It's hanging on our wall.

Clever wedding guestbook idea 11 comments

darbyattacks · 8 years ago

Hey, I did this at my wedding.