Windows is guilty

Do not panic. Do not look behind you. Do not turn on the lights. All your files are exactly where you left them.

This makes me think of a song in adventure time
Can't remember its name but it's a lovely song

My windows said that and all, LITERALLY ALL OF MY FILES WERE GONE! that's when I switched to Apple

"Nothing happened here *rubs hand behind neck* heh heh, nothing at all"

Yesss omg that's what my mom said