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The new generations are not so bad after all 14 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
Yeah, but it's also fun to denigrate the Imperial system in favour of the metric system :p
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The new generations are not so bad after all 14 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
I'm just saying... £3 of bacon is totally different from 3 lbs of bacon.
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The new generations are not so bad after all 14 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
I know, but that much bacon is certainly the beginning of an unhealthy trend...and yes, American pounds, as opposed to a GOOD unit of measurement.
The new generations are not so bad after all 14 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
3 American pounds of bacon...I'm gonna place my bets on 'obese'.
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The new generations are not so bad after all 14 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
He will be though.
The're funny because they are true 17 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
Yeah, I thought that was odd...I mean, how often do you hear about a terrorist attack committed by a Jewish person?
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I work from home too 6 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
Ooh, what genre?
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Step up your game, billionaires 26 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
I think he misinterpreted it as '492 billion people', not '492 billionaires'.
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Step up your game, billionaires 26 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
Could you image Donald Trump trying to be Batman?
"We're gonna build a wall...around the Joker...and the Joker's going to pay for it."
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Never saw it that way 3 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
When Vader does it, it's 'iconic'. When I do it, it's 'attempted homicide' and 'basis for firing'...these double standards!
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Santa will kill us all 18 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
It says 'there are 2 billion kids in the world', and then it says 'Santa will deliver to 15% of them, which is 3,000,000,000 (3 billion)'. 15% of 2 billion is NOT 3 billion...Because of that faulty figure, the entire calculation is wrong...
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People need to understand this shit 15 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
That could be true. Good point, mate.
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People need to understand this shit 15 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
And...terrorists? I mean, look at the FACTS, mate! I have nothing against Muslims, but look how many of the recent shooters/terrorists have been Muslim!
Math teacher xmas greetings 15 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
Why 'log base e' instead of 'ln'?
I'm like 4% sure. 14 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
They were probably all Americans anyway.
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I'm like 4% sure. 14 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
*TWO skinny long islands right next to Australia.
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my 7th grade math teacher did thing like this 13 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
Modern Education be like: 1 + 1 = Gender equality.
OMG! You could write with your right hand 18 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
*Ambidextrous*
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*dancing away from your bullsh*t, Carolina renaissance festival Wannabe* 10 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
I don't get the joke in the title, but I love the Carolina Renaissance Fair!
Ahh can't wait to just watch netflix without feeling anxious because I have an exam 8 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
That's funny, because my exams are in 2 hours and I'm sitting here on FS...*cries*
Scholar Dog: asking the important questions 3 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
It's on my Swedish keyboard...åöä.
Scholar Dog: asking the important questions 3 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
SchröDOGgers ball.
I've been looking for this...The ultra-pun..... 9 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
So close in Esperanto...Nowhere close in Swedish :p
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The Oeander Hawk Moth caterpillar looks like a little alien 4 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
Am I the only one who sees cute, green Deadpool?
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When windows asks me for update once again 5 comments
dave99 · 9 years ago
Go to 'Task Manager', scroll down until you see the process 'GWX', right-click, and select 'End Task'. The 'Get Windows 10' icon will disappear, and it SHOULD stop reminding you constantly...
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