Santa will kill us all

It's either too late or too early for this kind of math

Santa is actually The Doctor.

Yeah, but since there are 2e9 kids, and Santa delivers presents to 15%, there are 3hundred million kids Santa delivers presents to, not 3billion. Also, they assume that Santa carries all the presents in one trip. And to avoid the sonic boom issue, Santa could travel these ridiculous speeds in space, and launch presents on a ballistic trajectory into each home.
Santa is possible.

You lost me when you said that 15% of 2 Billion is 3 Billion.

I don't understand a thing yet I keep reading it. Looks awesome btw

well he could add more reindeer

Earth is kill

Way too long.no one wants to know that Santa will destroy the earth.

Honestly i hope he did this on his own time, because if find out he did this at work i'm sending him to HR for a Corrective Action Report. Abusing company time disproving Santa is like proving Godilla isn't real..

Guys, Santa is fucking magical, that's his whole MO, why are you trying to apply science to it?

YEAH SCIENCE

It says 'there are 2 billion kids in the world', and then it says 'Santa will deliver to 15% of them, which is 3,000,000,000 (3 billion)'. 15% of 2 billion is NOT 3 billion...Because of that faulty figure, the entire calculation is wrong...

Dat sonic boom tho.

We still Alive muhfucka .

Someone actually spent their time, working this out?