Step up your game, billionaires

Thank you, you'll love my theory on how horses are actually giant fish in costumes

I already do

Keep going you two; I'm enjoying this conversation!

Okay, well, the theory basically revolves around the fact that horses don't exist, they were invented by the KGB to trick weary travelers. When they would get on a horse that was given to them by an undercover agent they would be spied on by the fish, then the fish would radio the Kremlin