Jayne M Junemann

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Sad pic 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
how is his drink hot in any of these scenarios?
Ohhh nooooo 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
oh my god i keep scrolling up and down and laughing worse every time i scroll down.
Boobs 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
isnt it funny how its the nipple thats pretty much the same, and teh big fatty mushy part thats different (normally) but you can show all the mushy part as long as you hide the nipple?
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Boobs 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
honestly unless you happen to look at the very right second you arent gunna see shit. but somehow still an issue.
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So that's why... 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i woulda put a dog in the suit she woulda pet it for it real.
It's true 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
you should try adding bacon tho
Let's go! 3 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
so for a moment i was wondering why that family was standing behind that mannequin
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This 'lil b*tch... 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this is why i just keep my hair in a sock bun most the time. otherwise i get caught on everything, mostly myself.
White girls be like 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
because people still don't understand how racism is really a giant circle looping back on itself.
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Live on the second floor, they said. It'll be fun, they said 3 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this is why i like the condo i live in... they are like townhouse quadplexes... so you get a corner instead of a floor, i can kinda hear people going on the stairs and opening drawers if the dresser is against a shared wall, but its not loud like people above you is.
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Print this picture out and put it on a hummer 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
well, to be fair, i imagine theres an exception clause for when a parent gives you the giant vehicle.
What the hell is she wearing 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
omg what if this is a purposefully ridiculous outfit made to adhere to some sort of dress code? i mean the skirt then comes past her fingertips too.
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im a gemini. duh 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
ill worship satan if he 6 ft with a 6 pack and packing more than 6 inches, esp if he takes me to dinner and treats me like a lady. i bet hes a real demon in bed too
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This is the best thing ever 3 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
what the actual fuck is that a keyboard on a smart phone made to be an old phone?
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What the hell is she wearing 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
im hoping when she moves around or something it makes sense. like if its sheer fabric connecting it to the rest i think it look really pretty fwoofing around as she walks. but it comes in kinda tight on the top seam of the yellow so i dont think its likely it works like that. perhaps they pulled the skirt down and kept straight faces to make a funny photo.
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So Frozen Was The First One You Say? 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i mean it kinda took it to a new level with the handsome prince actually being the problem not the solution. honestly though i still give the award to lilo and stitch since the male hero was a friend/pet/family member instead of a suitor.
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I feel old now 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
newer technology is already starting to feel confusing to me, its terrifying to see yourself turning into your technologically fearful grandmother right before your own eyes :(
I'm pretty sure it was just because he was short... but it's still funny either way 31 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
an actual fight in comments and im still at "facebook is only from 2006?!?!"
I'm pretty sure it was just because he was short... but it's still funny either way 31 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this is why i love shrek. flawlessly mixed in so much adult humor that still had meaning kids could chuckle at.
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Based nani 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
but its also a disney movie so while we all want to be nani and hold everyone up to that standard its good to remember we're all just terrible fallible humans, but its great to keep TRYING to be nani.
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The wind naturally curled this snow into a roll 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
the odds of it doing it perfectly on that rail seem slim tho so this is pretty extra cool.
Nothing says Christmas like scantily clad buff mermen 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
mmmm i've seen past editions of these in stores, they are magnificent and normally over 50 bucks lol. i think that link is missing a bit because it just went to my amazon page. unless you meant to show us strollers and pet supplies.
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loopholes 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
theres a rule on whatever subway this is that only dogs that are in bags can be on the subway. i've looked this one up before... and totally not at all because i was just trying to find out the name of the stupidly hot man in photo.
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Spoiler alert: I'll watch the movie anyway >.< 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i've only seen parts of the earlier movies and do not have the energy to go about trying to find them all to give them a quick watch before hand, but ill be renting it when it reaches DVD format, and theres a possibility i will go see it in theaters after the clamour dies down, so i feel you on this.
Realize 31 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
not to mention used loaded search queries to begin with... type the right words in you only get pages that agree with you.
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