evarno

evarno


I <3 my falcon

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Dad joke win 16 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
You can use my 'bow' anytime ;)
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Holy crap, one in a billion chance 8 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
well you have increased chance when they're shooting at each other
especially machine gunners
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75 years 1 legacy 18 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
the new one looks like the guy from The Prodigy
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We don't have to be embarrassed about wanting to be yourself 11 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
This isn't common sense anymore?
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I haven't laughed this hard at a post in ages 20 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
And this is why i dont drink
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No. No they were not. 3 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
the last comment
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Eyebrow guide 13 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
Didn't even know eyebrows were a thing
shows how in sync i am with girls
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What would you paint? 21 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
I'd paint a meteor
and I'd make it bigger everyday
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A 30mm round. The GAU-8 Avenger, the nose cannon of the A10 Warthog, shoots these rounds 10 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
Its for killing tanks actually...
Back in the the late 60s/early 70s, America wanted something to kill tanks
So they made the Gau-8.
But they had an issue; the gun was fucking huge and it was hard to move.
What did they do?
The built the plane around the gun.
Thus the A-10 is born.
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A 30mm round. The GAU-8 Avenger, the nose cannon of the A10 Warthog, shoots these rounds 10 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
a real woman would use the gun itself
it rotates you know
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Baby gates 6 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
i read the title expecting a baby bill gates
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"too ugly to cheat on you" 16 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
*Signs*
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No smoking 34 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
id take an extinguisher to the face over cigarettes any time
The stupid physically hurts 22 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
Stop, you're hurting me
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Smartest little girl at the joust 9 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
until the sun moves
Pakalu Pipito everyone 7 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
this guy is a fucking legend
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Kind of important note to self 20 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
note to self: Don't sit on a chain link fence
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took me a while 8 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
ramen is a type of noodle
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THIS WILL HAPPEN TO ALL OF US!!! 30 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
Lets start from the top
1> No girl would be able to put up with me
2> If so, on weekends I'd be waking up no earlier than 12pm
3>I plan to join the air force, so ill never be home anyway
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because f*ck it 3 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
Hot wheels, for sure
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hope y'all had a great day!! 3 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
That is brilliant
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Happy Birthday!!! 5 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
thats kinda depressing...
"Happy birthday, by the way no one likes you"
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The hypocrite diaries 22 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
I have no problem with people believing in things
what i do have a problem with is people telling me what to believe in
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Lovely Tumblr 5 comments
evarno · 9 years ago
this joke is absolutely socking
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